Katie Price (AKA Jordan) and Peter Andre announce separation?
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DH and I saw this on the news earlier tonight. I think it's a publicity stunt. They haven't been in the spotlight for at least two weeks and need to get back in there somehow. I have my money on someone filing divorce papers, rumours of a sexual realationship with someone else, and then deciding to give it another go before the decree nisi. I don't think they'll take it to the decree absolute.
I think I've thought this through too much.
ETA: I missed the renewal for the glossy! Count me in for £20 on it!
I think I've thought this through too much.
ETA: I missed the renewal for the glossy! Count me in for £20 on it!
Steel
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Jordan is the stage name of a glamour model, real name katie price. Who's rise to fame was directionally proportional to the increase of her bust size - through many augmentations.
She became a media wh*re touting her life to all and sundry with many appearances, mag and book deals etc.
He sang a popular summer song that was revealed to be an annoying fad summer hit as soon as our tans had worn off. He had killer abs but that was it for him. He lost the abs and recorded many crap songs.
They both went on ITV's Im a Celebrity Get me Out of Here - where lots of has been's go into a jungle to be filmed 24/7 in an attempt to boost their (mostly) ailing careers.
Katie & Peter had a fumble or two and became a media couple, sorry no, they became a real life couple. They went on to have 2 kids together - all in the media spotlight. The kids I mean, not the conception
Blah Blah Blah. Lots of TV shows where she ponced about getting boob jobs and teeth whitening and he tried to sing.
Think Nick & Jessica; with bigger boobs, no tuna comic relief and less talent.
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cool thanks steel, I was lost too!Date: 5/11/2009 5:38:51 PM
Author: Steel
Jordan is the stage name of a glamour model, real name katie price. Who''s rise to fame was directionally proportional to the increase of her bust size - through many augmentations.
She became a media wh*re touting her life to all and sundry with many appearances, mag and book deals etc.
He sang a popular summer song that was revealed to be an annoying fad summer hit as soon as our tans had worn off. He had killer abs but that was it for him. He lost the abs and recorded many crap songs.
They both went on ITV''s Im a Celebrity Get me Out of Here - where lots of has been''s go into a jungle to be filmed 24/7 in an attempt to boost their (mostly) ailing careers.
Katie & Peter had a fumble or two and became a media couple, sorry no, they became a real life couple. They went on to have 2 kids together - all in the media spotlight. The kids I mean, not the conception.
Blah Blah Blah. Lots of TV shows where she ponced about getting boob jobs and teeth whitening and he tried to sing.
Think Nick & Jessica; with bigger boobs, no tuna comic relief and less talent.
Steel
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Date: 5/11/2009 5:21:53 PM
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DH and I saw this on the news earlier tonight. I think it''s a publicity stunt. Do you remember when she did the cover of Ok or Hello or some other rag, without her wedding band intimating she had left Pete? I actually picked up the mag but the story was some tripe about how she and almost left him for 10 seconds in the USA but then they made up with lots of sex. Errrm Yeah, thanks for that...TMI anybody? They haven''t been in the spotlight for at least two weeks and need to get back in there somehow. I have my money on someone filing divorce papers, rumours of a sexual realationship with someone else, and then deciding to give it another go before the decree nisi. I don''t think they''ll take it to the decree absolute. You and me both!
I think I''ve thought this through too much.
ETA: I missed the renewal for the glossy! Count me in for £20 on it! I''m sure running an unauthorised book is not against PS rules. Knock 3 times, ask for Jim and send me the 20 in ''used non sequential 5 pound notes''!
April20
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Excellent summary! Thank you very much for the entertaining Cliff Note''s version of the story.Date: 5/11/2009 5:38:51 PM
Author: Steel
Jordan is the stage name of a glamour model, real name katie price. Who''s rise to fame was directionally proportional to the increase of her bust size - through many augmentations.
She became a media wh*re touting her life to all and sundry with many appearances, mag and book deals etc.
He sang a popular summer song that was revealed to be an annoying fad summer hit as soon as our tans had worn off. He had killer abs but that was it for him. He lost the abs and recorded many crap songs.
They both went on ITV''s Im a Celebrity Get me Out of Here - where lots of has been''s go into a jungle to be filmed 24/7 in an attempt to boost their (mostly) ailing careers.
Katie & Peter had a fumble or two and became a media couple, sorry no, they became a real life couple. They went on to have 2 kids together - all in the media spotlight. The kids I mean, not the conception.
Blah Blah Blah. Lots of TV shows where she ponced about getting boob jobs and teeth whitening and he tried to sing.
Think Nick & Jessica; with bigger boobs, no tuna comic relief and less talent.
I just saw a commercial for an American verision of I''m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. It''s supposely going to have that couple from The Hills that are media wh*res. I wonder if they''re the equivalent of those two? I have never watched The Hills, but i''ve heard enough in the general media to nauseate me. I have no plans to watch the Get Me Out of Here show- I reserve my time for really qualty shows like Tough Love.
Steel
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April20 & Tlh,
If you are new to the world of Katie & Peter you cannot miss seeing their classic wedding. You might even pick up come tips....
He wore hair extensions and a perma-tan, she wore 9 gazillion layers of a man made fibre and looked pink-eriffic!
If you are new to the world of Katie & Peter you cannot miss seeing their classic wedding. You might even pick up come tips....
He wore hair extensions and a perma-tan, she wore 9 gazillion layers of a man made fibre and looked pink-eriffic!
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All I can think is...
I bet it''s hard to pee when you wear a dress like that...
I bet it''s hard to pee when you wear a dress like that...
April20
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Two words. HOLY CRAP.
Have you ever seen one of those cakes that gets backed in mixing bowl and then they stick the barbie in the top and voila, you have a barbie cake? She looks just like that. I''m going to go find a pic to post for comparison.
Steel
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Ha Ha!
The funny thing is I think his choice of attire is more strange. Perma-tan, hair extensions, white (disney rental, I assume) tux with the legs NOT turned up to fit his little legs. He looks like one of the footmen created from a mouse by the fairy god mother .....
Didn''t the fairy god mother wear a big poofy pink dress? Hmmmmm
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Thl & April20, you rock!
Great pics and I wonder if you might not be right. There are just too many similarities in the dresses you posted
Now that I remember they hired a glass type carriage something like this - if not this exact one. I can't imagine there are too many of these rolling around
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Date: 5/11/2009 6:01:00 PM
Author: Steel
April20 & Tlh,
If you are new to the world of Katie & Peter you cannot miss seeing their classic wedding. You might even pick up come tips....
He wore hair extensions and a perma-tan, she wore 9 gazillion layers of a man made fibre and looked pink-eriffic!
oh my! (tears rolling down face laughing!)
is it just me, or did anyone else pick up the (quite possibly very accurate) typo in this post??
now *that* would be a reality show of a whole different nature...!!!
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