"Nearly 70 percent of Americans said a Trump presidency would make them 'anxious.' And 30 percent said a Trump presidency would make them 'Canadian.'" –Conan O'Brien
jordyonbass|1469013696|4057506 said:How to speak Australian, for foreigners.
Greet anyone you meet in the land down under with the following three words, said in a reasonably quick progression:
GOOD EYE MIGHT
(say it out loud )
jordyonbass|1469080926|4057865 said:I've got more Deb...
If an Australian is staying with you and they mention they need to shave, offer them one of your 'RAISE UP LIGHTS'
jordyonbass|1469102504|4057896 said:You need to say it in a reasonably quick progression, should sound like 'razor blades' with an Aussie accent
Accents are a funny thing like that, you hear them on TV and they seem easy to listen to but in person it becomes hard. I used to run an Irish themed pub in Melbourne and the UK backpacker staff and I would constantly be asking each other 'what on earth did you just say?!?!?'
P.s sorry to threadjack Kenny, here's another joke:
I bought the U2 satellite navigation recently and it's junk. The streets have no names and I still haven't found what I'm looking for