Joke

[kenny]

Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
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For Hispanic attacks.

 

[lioness]

Native Spanish speaker here - that's cute.

Xanax, Xanax
Culito de rana,
Si no se sana hoy,
Se sana manaña

 

[missy]

That's a good one Kenny, thanks. I needed a laugh this AM.

My contribution for this morning.

"Nearly 70 percent of Americans said a Trump presidency would make them 'anxious.' And 30 percent said a Trump presidency would make them 'Canadian.'" –Conan O'Brien

 

[jordyonbass]

How to speak Australian, for foreigners.

Greet anyone you meet in the land down under with the following three words, said in a reasonably quick progression:
GOOD EYE MIGHT

(say it out loud )

 

[AGBF]

How to speak Australian, for foreigners.

Greet anyone you meet in the land down under with the following three words, said in a reasonably quick progression:
GOOD EYE MIGHT

(say it out loud )

I love this, Jordy!

Deb

 

[jordyonbass]

I've got more Deb...

If an Australian is staying with you and they mention they need to shave, offer them one of your 'RAISE UP LIGHTS'

 

[AGBF]

I've got more Deb...

If an Australian is staying with you and they mention they need to shave, offer them one of your 'RAISE UP LIGHTS'

I tried saying it out loud many times, hearing "blights" at the end. I just cannot get it. I need a translation! I fear I would never make it in Australia, which is sad because Liane Moriarty is one of my favorite authors. I do just fine as long as i am dealing with the written, as opposed to the spoken, word!

Deb

 

[jordyonbass]

You need to say it in a reasonably quick progression, should sound like 'razor blades' with an Aussie accent

Accents are a funny thing like that, you hear them on TV and they seem easy to listen to but in person it becomes hard. I used to run an Irish themed pub in Melbourne and the UK backpacker staff and I would constantly be asking each other 'what on earth did you just say?!?!?'

P.s sorry to threadjack Kenny, here's another joke:

I bought the U2 satellite navigation recently and it's junk. The streets have no names and I still haven't found what I'm looking for

 

[AGBF]

You need to say it in a reasonably quick progression, should sound like 'razor blades' with an Aussie accent

Accents are a funny thing like that, you hear them on TV and they seem easy to listen to but in person it becomes hard. I used to run an Irish themed pub in Melbourne and the UK backpacker staff and I would constantly be asking each other 'what on earth did you just say?!?!?'

P.s sorry to threadjack Kenny, here's another joke:

I bought the U2 satellite navigation recently and it's junk. The streets have no names and I still haven't found what I'm looking for

I can't believe I didn't hear "razor blades"! Thank you, Jordy. And although "Where the Streets Have No Name" didn't jump out at me instantly, I heard "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" in melody the first time I read it here. Funny how that happens.

Deb