Inter office diamond slogan competition

[Nicrez]

Feydakin, would "Kiss my Rock" would be a decent alternative to that unpostable motto?

Even with a picture of a beautiful young woman lifting her skirt, exposing a diamond studded pair of underwear saying, "Kiss my Assets!"

Think someone like Avril Levigne or Lil Kim for such a ad...

 

[kuhan]

Another similar to the one crankydave posted... and he's right, there are a lot more but they are really quite rude!

 

[valeria101]

 

[valeria101]

 

[robbe]

sorry but i couldn't resist.


robbe

 

[Garry H (Cut Nut)]

Oh Robbe - you kill me.
Of course when Leonid wakes up he will take it down, but

We have been choosing billboards, but none of mine get past our +40 female censors

 

[canuk-gal]

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On 10/20/2004 7:11:25 AM robbe wrote:


sorry but i couldn't resist.

robbe
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HI:

I second that...........


Sharon

 

[moremoremore]

OMG I am ROLLING.....ROLLING. That is sooo horrible (funny horribe)...Yes, he felt that it was worth it at the time...but can he remember your name after? LOLOLOL

 

[Aurora Borealis]

Less is never more. More is always better.

 

[kuhan]

I hope this has been suitable censored so as not to offend (too much)

 

[fancyrock]

A diamond is forever ... even if the marriage isn't.

If your girl needs a best friend, a dog is much cheaper.

If diamonds are a girl's best friend, I say let her get her own friends.

 

[moremoremore]

How about "Because you're not a rapist" and then put Kobe's face?

 

[moremoremore]

How about ... "B/c her father has a shot gun"

"B/c you only have 8 1/2 months left"

Or "B/c let's face it...who else is going to marry you?"

 

[reena]

OMG! LOL!




a


little


pee


came


out

 

[moremoremore]

OMG. I'm rolling reena!

 

[reena]

i LOVE "because you only have 8 1/2 months left"!!! that and "cause she won't sleep with you for free". lol!




i've gotta think of a few. my only brainstorm thus far has been X-rated.

 

[moremoremore]

"B/c she reminds you of your mommy" LOL

 

[reena]

diamonds: because 8 millimeters can make up for 4 inches.

 

[moremoremore]

ok- I just wet my pants LOL

I think Crankydave should modify his:
"I swear to god, I didn't know she was my sister"...

 

[reena]

lol, needing some diapers here.




how about:




diamonds: because he's my backup dancer, and he couldn't afford it himself.

 

[Aurora Borealis]

I like your Britney one, Reena.

 

[fancyrock]

Diamond ... carbon with an attitude.

After buying a diamond, I had to give up DeBeers.

Diamond Head. Hmmm, I wonder if there's a correlation?

 

[reena]

this is building off of MMM's kobe one but:




Diamonds: So she'll have something to stare at during your criminal trial.

 

[sevens one]

ROFL

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This is great.

 

[oldminer]

Seen on a local church's roadside sign:




Diamond is a just a lump of coal that stuck to its job.

 

[canuk-gal]

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On 10/20/2004 3:16:50 PM oldminer wrote:


Seen on a local church's roadside sign:


Diamond is a just a lump of coal that stuck to its job.


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Hi:

Amen to that!
And although I'll roast in hell for saying it, I still like Robbe's "poster" the best, as it suggests that someone got off fairly easy. (yes, yes, a wasted education....)

cheers

Sharon

 

[quaeritur]

BWAAA HAA HAAAAA!!!!

Oh my goodness.... I've been swamped at work and decided to come up for a breath of PS air while chowing down my lunch... I'm SO glad I did! This thread just made me die.




How about:




"Diamonds: when your best just ain't good enough!"


"If diamonds are her best friend, you won't have to be"




Nowhere near as funny as some of the others here though

 

[denverappraiser]

Diamonds: The difference between rape and seduction

 

[reena]

water . . . out . . . the nose . . .

 

[reena]

Diamonds: Because that VD she gave you is forever.