Inter office diamond slogan competition

[mdx]

We are running a competition among our sales staff aimed at new ideas for diamond advertising slogans.
This one wont win but it’s certainly a contender for a wooden spoon award.
Thought you guys may enjoy it.

“ My entry: Stacy Sydney
Diamonds are judged by their brilliance
Women are judged by their sparkle
(men are judged by their flaws) “

Johan

 

[strmrdr]

#1 way to seperate a sucker from his money.
Convince woman that diamond == love.
Convince guys that penis size == how big a diamond she has.

 

[denverappraiser]

Ok, here's an entry:

Diamonds:
Because she won't sleep with you for free.

 

[oldminer]

“ My entry: Stacy Sydney
Diamonds are judged by their brilliance
Women are judged by their sparkle
(men are judged by their flaws) “
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Maybe you should change the above to:




Diamonds are judged by their brilliance


Women are judged by their sparkle


Men are detroyed by their flaws.

 

[bar01]

Introducing our new branded super ideal cut diamonds – “Wallets on Fire”







P.S. in fairness I saw this joke on PS in an old post.

 

[Hest88]

Okay, I nearly spewed my drink when I read denverappraiser's entry, then I *really* spewed it when it was followed by crankydave's!

 

[moremoremore]

OK- I am really rolling "B/c she won't sleep with you for free" LOLOL

 

[Nicrez]

how about:


"Diamonds: helping women look better, and making men look better to women, for over several hundred years!"

 

[alexah]

LOL

thanks for starting this thread mdx - it's great! "keep it up" guys!

 

[treysar]

Nicrez - i think the one you have on every post is the best one yet!

 

[sevens one]

Getting her a diamond she loves = $$
Getting her a diamond that's bigger than her friends' = $$$$
Getting her a diamond without shrinkage = priceless

 

[canuk-gal]

HI:

1) Diamonds: a small concession to her brillance.

2) Diamonds: the bigger, you'll bed her.

cheers

Sharon

 

[denverappraiser]

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On 10/19/2004 2:06:55 PM canuk-gal wrote:

HI:

1) Diamonds: a small concession to her brillance.

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I really like this one.

Neil Beaty, GG ISA
Independent Appraisals in Denver

 

[fancyrock]

Diamonds - THE way to shut a woman up!

 

[Jennifer5973]

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On 10/19/2004 2:06:55 PM canuk-gal wrote:

HI:

1) Diamonds: a small concession to her brillance.

2) Diamonds: the bigger, you'll bed her.

cheers

Sharon

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ROFL

 

[Nicrez]

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On 10/19/2004 2:48:28 PM firerock wrote:



Diamonds - THE way to shut a woman up!

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Firerock....maybe, but for how long???

Canuk-gal, I agree with Denverappraiser, I LOVE #1! Diamonds: a small concession to her brilliance. I could see that one being used by DeBeers...you should write them and see if they would use it!

 

[fancyrock]

roses are red... valets are blue... if your wallet ain't broke, it ain't good.

 

[fancyrock]

Nicrez, most men would say... "not long enough"!!!

 

[Gale]

I seriously saw this on a billboard in South Africa about 4-5 years ago:

Sorry boys, size DOES matter!

 

[oldminer]

Enhance her brilliance, diamonds. (An especially good one for earrings)


Diamonds, when words won't do.


No excuse? Try a big diamond.


Begin with a diamond if you want a fairy tale ending.


xxxxxxxxxx


Two month's salary is for beginners. A big diamond is for the experienced.

 

[aljdewey]

"Diamonds - because she won't sleep with you for free."

"Diamonds - hard all the time."

I LOVED these two....STILL laughing.

 

[LuvthatSparkle]

A diamond is forever, get it whenever!

 

[Nicrez]

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On 10/19/2004 4:15:09 PM oldminer wrote:


Enhance her brilliance, diamonds. (An especially good one for earrings)

Diamonds, when words won't do.

No excuse? Try a big diamond.

Begin with a diamond if you want a fairy tale ending.

xxxxxxxxxx

Two month's salary is for beginners. A big diamond is for the experienced.

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LOL!!! I love the No excuse? Try a big diamond...that's hysterical.

...Now how do we retain men from flowers to diamonds????

 

[moremoremore]

Diamonds: when you feel like spending your hard earned, minimum wage paychecks for something measured in millimeters!!

 

[fancyrock]

1ct diamond....$8999


platinum setting with side diamonds.... $1899


the look on her face with a biggest grin, tears running down and snot coming out of her nose... PRICELESS.

 

[alexah]

Ok - these are terrific & mine's not worthy but i'll throw it in anyway:
Diamonds - an investment in her happiness

 

[mdx]

Woke up this morning (time difference between Australia & USA) to find all these interesting and funny contributions, thanks guys.

Sometimes you see slogans that sort of fit someone you know.

Saw this one recently in the Rappaport Mag

Wisdom
Is when the obscure
Becomes clear

Sort of makes you think of Gary(cut nut) or Serg

Bet you can think of good ones for some of the other regulars

Johan

 

[canuk-gal]

HI:

One more if you please...

Because it's never been a question of if, rather only a matter of when: a diamond of 2 carats or more.

cheers

Sharon

 

[Patty]

I love the one about not knowing she was your sister!

 

[fire&ice]

These are really funny - and just goes to show - sex sells!

I'll have to give a thought on my slogan.