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If your pets went to therapy, what would they say about you?

My cat would say that his staff was acceptable, but they need to stop torturing him with monthly baths. (He's a rescue who had terrible mite issues. I find that bathing him in special anti-mite shampoo really helps.

My dog would say that her family was nice and they took her for some really great walks in the woods, but more food should be given. Lots more food. She's 90 lbs and she would be obese if it were up to her.
 
IMG_1947.JPG IMG_5439.JPG He'd say...."what the hell am I doing here? My life is perfect. I live in the city during the week, have lots of friends in my building (peeps and pups), go to work with pappa, go to the beach most weekends and mamma and Pappa get my food from an organic pet butcher. What could be better?"
 
@rocks - Your dog is adorable and loved the commentary. I think your dog is living a better life than me!

@doberman - Is your black kitty a scottish fold? The ears are turned downwards a bit. One of my favorite breeds that I've honestly haven't had a chance to see in person before! Heard they have just sweet personalities in general and the way they sit up right just cracks me up!
 
@PierreBear
He is a multi generation Australian labradoodle or cobberdog from Australia. The breeder interviews potential families. When we told her what life would be like for our puppy she asked that she be adopted along with him. LOL!

The amazing thing is that we meet people in the neighborhood with dogs from the same breeder/lines and they look alike and act alike. Our boy is 11 years old and still acts and looks like a 2 year old. The vet is amazed. We are blessed.
 
PierreBear said:
@rocks

@doberman - Is your black kitty a scottish fold? The ears are turned downwards a bit. One of my favorite breeds that I've honestly haven't had a chance to see in person before! Heard they have just sweet personalities in general and the way they sit up right just cracks me up!
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He looks much like a Scottish fold and he has the sweetest, liveliest disposition. I don't know anything about his earlier life (I got him at the cat shelter) but the vet stated that his deformed ears were the result of mite infestation.
 
Abby would say, " why do they watch me when I poop. It's so annoying, really. I rarely follow them to the bathroom.

Maxx, I follow the fat one into the kitchen when she goes in there.
 

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OMG!! BEST.thread.eva!!:lol::appl:
 
Luv2sparkle's post about Maxx reminded me of when we had our big black fluffy cat named Jenna and my husband used to say what she was thinking:

"Hey fat guy you got some food? You want to share some with me? Never mind I'll just pull it over with my paw, here dog you want some? How about the lady, hey lady I got this food from fat guy, he doesn't need it so I shared with the dog".
 
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This. The things our dog could tell you! I'm terrified! She is definitely spoiled rotten, though she does tolerate a lot from our 10 year old DD. My husband teases me that she has so many nicknames, she probably doesn't even know what her name is!
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Nah, your dog would say, "My Mom? She's a chick with a lot of style. She's good. It's ALL good." 8)
 
I have been collecting cartoons of dogs in therapy that amuse me. I wanted to share them here.


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Deb, those cartoons are hysterical especially the one about throwing the ball. :lol:
 
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Missy, too funny. Dogs are very much like that, the cat would have been like "I didn't like any of the candidates so I voted for myself" lol!
 
My cat is certainly a snarky, and annoying well heeled French woman who would say (in French accent), 'therapy is for commoners, I just need more wine" to cope with dee stooopid hoomans.
 
I think they would ask for an explanation on the abuse they endure. They believe that having their teeth brushed daily is quite cruel.
 
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