if you like wine too, pls help!

[YadaYadaYada]

Diamonds aren't the only thing that look bigger...

Glad I didn't drink while in the dating scene.

"Wait was it that small last night?! Oh hell let me have a drink, ahhhh that's better"

 

[PreRaphaelite]

I for one, can't wait to see the finished ring!

 

[Dancing Fire]

Glad I didn't drink while in the dating scene.

"Wait was it that small last night?! Oh hell let me have a drink, ahhhh that's better"

But SIZE doesn't matter if IT doesn't perform. . I'm talking about the diamond.

 

[bmfang]

But SIZE doesn't matter if IT doesn't perform. . I'm talking about the diamond.

I’m Asian, I get this a lot. Oh wait, we’re talking about diamonds...

Y’all crack me up. And i thought it was the lack of sleep after my toddler decided to wake me up to play trains with him at 5am this morning.

 

[Dancing Fire]

Mine is a good SIZE, not BIG sad , but it does PERFORM in the dark...
I wanna show it to the ladies here!. IT stays HARD 24/7 .

 

[YadaYadaYada]

We have a scale for the hardness of gemstones......you know where this is going right? Since I may be inventing this we will call it the ROHS scale.

First date:

"So would you say you are falling typically between a 9-10 on the ROHS scale and what sort of documentation do you have to backup your claims of performance?"

 

[srke]

what sort of documentation do you have to backup your claims of performance?

And who graded it?

 

[kmoro]

@jennifer miranne
Ummmm ... I, for one, would still love to see the GIA report if you would like to post a link or a copy. ???

 

[lovedogs]

Mine is a good SIZE, not BIG sad , but it does PERFORM in the dark...
I wanna show it to the ladies here!. IT stays HARD 24/7 .

Df your ring is stunning!!!!

 

[TreeScientist]

I'm glad we can diffuse a tense situation with a bit of phallic humor. Y'all are my kind of people.

And yes, @Dancing Fire's ring is stunning!