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I would make this cake but I don''t have a cat...

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Dee*Jay

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Tequila Christmas Cake

1-cup water
1-tsp. baking soda
1-cup sugar
1-tsp. salt
1-cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2-cups dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer.

Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point its best o make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup...just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.

Check the tequila.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don''t forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.

CHERRY MISTMAS!


(Can I just say the happy hubby does all the cooking in our house!
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Lynn B

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HAHA, then...

Bo to ged!
 

moremoremore

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Can we change that to wipe with dog?
 

Dee*Jay

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Date: 12/9/2006 11:08:21 PM
Author: Miranda
Hey...I''ve made this cake!!!!!!
ROFL!
 

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Date: 12/10/2006 12:34:25 AM
Author: moremoremore
Can we change that to wipe with dog?
Right on! Then again, maybe that''s why the cat runs away from me every time I try to bake?
 

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Date: 12/11/2006 5:21:23 PM
Author: FireGoddess

Date: 12/10/2006 12:34:25 AM
Author: moremoremore
Can we change that to wipe with dog?
Right on! Then again, maybe that''s why the cat runs away from me every time I try to bake?
LOL!
 
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