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I guess laughing is better than crying

kenny

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Three elderly men on the park bench are talking about their troubles.

“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said 60-year-old Bob, “You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens.”

“Ah, that’s nothing.”, Ralph said.
“When you’re 70, you don’t have a bowel movement anymore.
You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens.”

Manny, the 80-year-old said, “Actually, eighty is the worst age of all.”

“Do you have trouble peeing too?” asked Bob.

“No, I pee every morning at 6 a.m. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all.”

“Do you have trouble with your bowel movements?” Ralph asked.

“No, I have one every morning at 6:30 a.m,” Manny responded.

Puzzled with this, Bob said, “Let’s get this straight, you pee every morning at 6 a.m. and poop every morning at 6:30 a.m.
So what’s so tough about being 80?”

Manny sighs and says, “I don’t wake up until 7.”
 

missy

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LOL I remember this and I think I posted it on PS when my MIL shared it with me. Hysterical. :lol: :lol: :lol:

And true. ;( But hey what's the alternative right?

Thanks for sharing it again Kenny. Because laughing is better than crying. That's the truth. :appl:
 

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Now that is funny! We have a very dear friend with ALS who uses this exact type of humor to keep positive. Because laughing IS better than crying. :bigsmile:
 

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Thank goodness for Depends right!

My FIL had bad knee problems and sometimes couldnt get up from his recliner and make it to the bathroom in time...Depends
saved him. I guess as much as we want to deny things, it's just a part of life.
 

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Hubby is 60 on Friday, will share this with him for his birthday! Thanks!
 
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