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California wildfires: Gender reveal party blamed for fire
Authorities say a "pyrotechnic device" at the event started one of several blazes in the state.

"My DNA is so special that I'm gonna set off fireworks outside in a record heatwave to "celebrate" that my extra super duper special snowflake has a gender. Hey everybody, It's just so surprising and astonishing that my fetus has a gender! Whoda thunk?"
All that matters is meeeeeeeeeee, and my precious spawn!
Brilliant!



Too bad Darwin didn't take these stoopid parents out before they did the boing boing.
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