guy joke

[strmrdr]

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart.

The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.

As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that''s when you realize,
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you have been listening to your ipod.

 

[platinumrock]

LOL

I''d hate to be the person sitting next to THAT guy.

 

[Harriet]

Gross.

P.S. Please keep the jokes coming.

 

[Kaleigh]

Too funny.

 

[Harriet]

Date: 1/18/2009 6:52:38 PM
Author: platinumrock
LOL

I''d hate to be the person sitting next to THAT guy.

Could That guy be someone we know?

 

[platinumrock]

Date: 1/18/2009 7:10:34 PM
Author: Harriet

Date: 1/18/2009 6:52:38 PM
Author: platinumrock
LOL

I''d hate to be the person sitting next to THAT guy.

Could That guy be someone we know?

Hmmm...it IS a guy joke...

 

[mochi]

LOL!! that was funny... ya got more??

 

[strmrdr]

Date: 1/18/2009 8:50:03 PM
Author: mochi
LOL!! that was funny... ya got more??

How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? If she farts, her ankles swell.

 

[strmrdr]

WHEN YOU SHOULD NEVER FART:
1. Inside a crowded Lift.
2. Inside a public library.
3. On a crowded train.
4. Whilst giving a speech.
5. In Church.
6. Whilst on a date.
7. In a packed lecture theatre.
8. In your office.
9. At a cinema.
10. In a walk-in freezer - it''ll linger a while
11. In a ticket line.
13. On an airplane.
14. During confession
15. In the bed, whilst feeling frisky.
16. In bed when you''re feeling frisky
17. While fighting fire in a burning building
19. In a patrol car for a minor violation

WHEN TO FART:
1. Bosses office as you are about to leave. - best to make sure it''s silent but violent.
2. In a bathroom.
3. In the cashiers line - it''s bound to speed things up.
4. The empty elevator before you get off.
5. Beside an occupied dressing room - no doubt it''ll quickly become unnocupied.
6. Your co-workers cubicle at the office.
7. When deep sea diving.
8. Back seat of the Police Mobile after being arrested.
9. In your car if you''ve been carjacked.
10. During a pie eating competition to distract your competitors.

 

[strmrdr]

fyi I don''t own an ipod

 

[strmrdr]

last and least:

Laugh and the world laughs with you; fart and they''ll stop laughing.

 

[Harriet]

Date: 1/18/2009 9:11:50 PM
Author: strmrdr
last and least:

Laugh and the world laughs with you; fart and they''ll stop laughing.

 

[platinumrock]

Date: 1/18/2009 9:10:03 PM
Author: strmrdr
WHEN YOU SHOULD NEVER FART:
1. Inside a crowded Lift.
2. Inside a public library.
3. On a crowded train.
4. Whilst giving a speech.
5. In Church.
6. Whilst on a date.
7. In a packed lecture theatre.
8. In your office.
9. At a cinema.
10. In a walk-in freezer - it''ll linger a while
11. In a ticket line.
13. On an airplane.
14. During confession
15. In the bed, whilst feeling frisky.
16. In bed when you''re feeling frisky
17. While fighting fire in a burning building
19. In a patrol car for a minor violation

WHEN TO FART:
1. Bosses office as you are about to leave. - best to make sure it''s silent but violent.
2. In a bathroom.
3. In the cashiers line - it''s bound to speed things up.
4. The empty elevator before you get off.
5. Beside an occupied dressing room - no doubt it''ll quickly become unnocupied.
6. Your co-workers cubicle at the office.
7. When deep sea diving.
8. Back seat of the Police Mobile after being arrested.
9. In your car if you''ve been carjacked.
10. During a pie eating competition to distract your competitors.

If you do, do you have to ask for forgiveness?