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If you are looking for that special cookie recipe to share during the
holidays, this is the one I make on Christmas Eve... ENJOY!
TEQUILA COOKIES
1 cup of dark brown sugar
1 cup (2 sticks) butter
1 cup of granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups of dried fruit, such as dried cranberries or raisins
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
1 tsp fresh lemon juice
1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric
mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it''s best to make
sure the Cuervo is still OK, so try another cup just in case. Turn off
the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the
cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Giggle.
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
pry it loose with a drewscriver. Giggle again.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Giggle some more. Next,
sift two cups of salt, or something, whatever. Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table full of
that one stuff. Add a spoon of shuga, or somefink. Whatever you can
find. It all looks the same.Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin 360
degrees and try not to fall over.
Pick yourself up off the floor. Try not to giggle, it makes the floor
fall out from underneath you. Don''t forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
**** CHERRY MISTMAS ****
holidays, this is the one I make on Christmas Eve... ENJOY!
TEQUILA COOKIES
1 cup of dark brown sugar
1 cup (2 sticks) butter
1 cup of granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups of dried fruit, such as dried cranberries or raisins
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
1 tsp fresh lemon juice
1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric
mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it''s best to make
sure the Cuervo is still OK, so try another cup just in case. Turn off
the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the
cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Giggle.
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
pry it loose with a drewscriver. Giggle again.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Giggle some more. Next,
sift two cups of salt, or something, whatever. Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table full of
that one stuff. Add a spoon of shuga, or somefink. Whatever you can
find. It all looks the same.Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin 360
degrees and try not to fall over.
Pick yourself up off the floor. Try not to giggle, it makes the floor
fall out from underneath you. Don''t forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
**** CHERRY MISTMAS ****

