Gypsy
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So I'm typing in Ellen's dress thread and I realize that I don't care for the shoes she posted because I had a bad fall in something very similar to them... then for some reason a rash of my graceless expoits ran through my mind. Here are just a few of the more memorable ones:
Friend's wedding 3 years ago, gorgeous Stewart Weitzman 5 inch heels (little platform in the front)... slipped down the step of the transpo shuttle and tore my Carmen Marc Valvo dress... badly straining BOTH ankles in the process. Caterer provided ice during the reception... and I think more people talked to me than the B&G.
First day on the job at a nice sized NJ firm. Slipped in the lobby of the building b/c of an absent 'wet floor' sign and my strappy sling back heels badly wrenching my knee and having to go to the hospital in an ambulance. Was let go from that job soon after.
This weekend... hosting a dinner party at my parent's house. Got too close to a candle and set my hair on fire. I now have layers in my long hair. Scared the c*ap out of everyone... my 11 year old cousin ended up smacking me in the head with a wet paper towel to get the flames out.
Sunday (day after setting head on fire) I am wearing wedges... one slips off my foot, lodges itself in the BACK of my break pad while I'm stopping at a red light... I can't fully stop, and I bump the truck in front of me. Fortunately there was NO damage to the truck I hit... it had it's bed thingy pulled down. My car has a wrapped hood and a cracked headlight.
Am I alone in my erm... what's a polite word for it... clumsy-ness?
If I'm not... anyone care to share?
Oh, and feel free to have a good laugh at my expense.
Friend's wedding 3 years ago, gorgeous Stewart Weitzman 5 inch heels (little platform in the front)... slipped down the step of the transpo shuttle and tore my Carmen Marc Valvo dress... badly straining BOTH ankles in the process. Caterer provided ice during the reception... and I think more people talked to me than the B&G.
First day on the job at a nice sized NJ firm. Slipped in the lobby of the building b/c of an absent 'wet floor' sign and my strappy sling back heels badly wrenching my knee and having to go to the hospital in an ambulance. Was let go from that job soon after.
This weekend... hosting a dinner party at my parent's house. Got too close to a candle and set my hair on fire. I now have layers in my long hair. Scared the c*ap out of everyone... my 11 year old cousin ended up smacking me in the head with a wet paper towel to get the flames out.
Sunday (day after setting head on fire) I am wearing wedges... one slips off my foot, lodges itself in the BACK of my break pad while I'm stopping at a red light... I can't fully stop, and I bump the truck in front of me. Fortunately there was NO damage to the truck I hit... it had it's bed thingy pulled down. My car has a wrapped hood and a cracked headlight.
Am I alone in my erm... what's a polite word for it... clumsy-ness?
If I'm not... anyone care to share?
Oh, and feel free to have a good laugh at my expense.