Got any jokes?

[missy]

 

[Garnetgirl]

First grade teacher: "There are two words I don't allow in my class. One is 'gross' and the other is cool.

First grader: "Yeah? So, what are the words?"

 

[missy]

 

[kenny]

 

[missy]

LOL it's true

 

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[jaysonsmom]

I met an attractive 60 year old woman at a bar last night. She was very sexy looking so I thought to myself if she has a daughter she wouldn't look too bad either. We had a few drinks together and then she asked me if I'd ever had a thing called a Sportsman's Double? "What's that?" I asked. "It's a mother and daughter threesome," she replied. I was really thinking this could be my lucky night so we drank a little more. Then we went back to her place. When we got in the front door I couldn't contain my excitement and then she shouts up stairs, "MOTHER, ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?"

 

[missy]

 

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[Matata]

Avian perv

 

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