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partgypsy

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Why God Will Never Get Tenure

http://www.gettingintogradschool.com/book/why-god-will-never-get-tenure
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Why God Will Never Get Tenure
1. He published only one book.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. He did not publish it in referenced journals.
5. Some doubt He even wrote it Himself.
6. He is not known for His cooperative work
7. Sure, He created the world, but what has He done lately?
8. He did not get permission from any review board to work with human subjects.
9. When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it up by drowning all the subjects.
10. When sample subjects do not behave as predicted, He deletes the whole sample.
11. He rarely comes to class - and just tells His students to read the Book.
12. It is rumored that He sometimes lets His Son teach the class.
13. Although He only has 10 requirements, students often fail His tests.
14. He expelled His first two students for learning.
15. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
 

Echidna

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Re: Why God Will Never Get Tenure

part gypsy|1314497027|3003062 said:
http://www.gettingintogradschool.com/book/why-god-will-never-get-tenure
(some more funnies on this site too)


Why God Will Never Get Tenure
1. He published only one book.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. He did not publish it in referenced journals.
5. Some doubt He even wrote it Himself.
6. He is not known for His cooperative work
7. Sure, He created the world, but what has He done lately?
8. He did not get permission from any review board to work with human subjects.
9. When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it up by drowning all the subjects.
10. When sample subjects do not behave as predicted, He deletes the whole sample.
11. He rarely comes to class - and just tells His students to read the Book.
12. It is rumored that He sometimes lets His Son teach the class.
13. Although He only has 10 requirements, students often fail His tests.
14. He expelled His first two students for learning.
15. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Too funny! I feel him on the office hours though...
 

asymons412

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:lol: I was ROFL at both of those! Hilarious! I especially love the note about God's office hours, hehe.
 

iheartscience

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Ha, a bunch of my friends have posted that on FB, yssie! :lol:

Love the list about God too, part gypsy! Yeah I don't think any IRB would approve his protocol! :cheeky:
 

rosetta

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Ha ha, love it!
 
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