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All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic one.
Acetaminophen is marketed as Tylenol, Aleve is Naproxen, Amoxil is Amoxicillin, and Advil is Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
A 97-trillion-dollar study by a team of government scientists came up with six possibilities.
Those are Mycoxafloppin, Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the term cocktail.
Pepsi will market their new concoction under the name, Mount & Do.
… and finally our thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means a large elderly population with large perky boobs, stiffies but absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Acetaminophen is marketed as Tylenol, Aleve is Naproxen, Amoxil is Amoxicillin, and Advil is Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
A 97-trillion-dollar study by a team of government scientists came up with six possibilities.
Those are Mycoxafloppin, Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the term cocktail.
Pepsi will market their new concoction under the name, Mount & Do.
… and finally our thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means a large elderly population with large perky boobs, stiffies but absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.