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THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER
On his way to work, a driver swerved to avoid a box that fell from a truck. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving.
But another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policemen retrieved the box and found that it contained tacks. "Nonetheless," the first trooper told the driver, "I have to write you a ticket." Amazed, the driver asked why. The trooper replied, "Tacks evasion."
 

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I''ve got a great joke about owls. Very witty. But I don''t know who to inflict my wit upon.
I''ve been thinking: to-wit to-who?
 

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and finally....


I told a joke which was so punny that the cries of anguish of my listener were heard miles away, carried on the breeze.
You could say it was Groan With The Wind.
 

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My teacher always used to tell me that double negatives are a real no-no.
 

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woops!!!!!!

fingers slipped and another posted....
 

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Date: 3/29/2009 3:56:04 AM
Author: Addy



Haha! I like corn
Just for you :}

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OMG strm, that was kewl! Thanks!
 

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Date: 3/29/2009 3:26:06 AM
Author: strmrdr
THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER

On his way to work, a driver swerved to avoid a box that fell from a truck. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving.

But another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policemen retrieved the box and found that it contained tacks. ''Nonetheless,'' the first trooper told the driver, ''I have to write you a ticket.'' Amazed, the driver asked why. The trooper replied, ''Tacks evasion.''
Haha! I like corny jokes.
 

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Two women were walking along the sidewalk when they found a compact. The 1st one opened it and looked in the mirror. The second one said "who does it belong to?" The first replied, "I don''t know but she looks familiar." The second one grabbed it and looked inside. "Duh, It belongs to me!"
 

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hehe to the cd.
 
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