lizzyann
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So my friend told me that her and her husband have a competition to see who can use the least amount of wipes to clean up their baby after he poops!
What?!!! I am actually on the complete opposite end of the spectrum. I go thru as many wipes as possible so that I don''t end up touching poop or leaving anything behind!!! My hubby always makes wisecracks about how I use so many, but I don''t care!
On a side note, this just made me think of something personal that I''d like to share about myself. I apologize in advance if you think that what I am about to reveal is embarrassing or gross, but it is just something that I am known for.... I thoroughly enjoy a good poop story. I know, I know, it sounds stupid and gross. But all of my friends know that nothing can make me laugh more than a good poop story. I enjoy adult poop stories, kid poop stories, it doesn''t matter. I don''t discriminate. One time my poor husband was carrying my son from his bedroom to the bathroom for his bath and my son pooped everywhere - on my hubby, on the floor, on the sink. I was completely frozen. My hubby kept yelling at me for a towel and I just stood there paralyzed till I snapped out of it! My hubby now tells everyone not to call me in if there is an emergency because I''ll just stand there with a dumb look on my face and not do anything!
Anyways, thought I''d share that I am a freak and this kind of topic makes me laugh in general. Anyone else find a good laugh on poop stories?
What?!!! I am actually on the complete opposite end of the spectrum. I go thru as many wipes as possible so that I don''t end up touching poop or leaving anything behind!!! My hubby always makes wisecracks about how I use so many, but I don''t care!
On a side note, this just made me think of something personal that I''d like to share about myself. I apologize in advance if you think that what I am about to reveal is embarrassing or gross, but it is just something that I am known for.... I thoroughly enjoy a good poop story. I know, I know, it sounds stupid and gross. But all of my friends know that nothing can make me laugh more than a good poop story. I enjoy adult poop stories, kid poop stories, it doesn''t matter. I don''t discriminate. One time my poor husband was carrying my son from his bedroom to the bathroom for his bath and my son pooped everywhere - on my hubby, on the floor, on the sink. I was completely frozen. My hubby kept yelling at me for a towel and I just stood there paralyzed till I snapped out of it! My hubby now tells everyone not to call me in if there is an emergency because I''ll just stand there with a dumb look on my face and not do anything!
Anyways, thought I''d share that I am a freak and this kind of topic makes me laugh in general. Anyone else find a good laugh on poop stories?