Anybody you want to tell... Get Over IT! (Part II)

[meresal]

(Ok... Will everyone that posted theirs on the last thread please copy them over to this one?)

Not PS realted, of course... but is there anybody irritating you IRL that you would love to tell to just "GET OVER IT!"

I have 2 and they both go out to my MIL:

1. My dad overheard you this weekend at the baby shower... stop lying to people saying that DH and I haven't invited you out to see the house being built! I've been going by once a week after work and once on weekends. After you declined my invite 5 times, I stopped verbally inviting you! You don't have a job, you are perfectly capable of driving, AND you know the address... either go see it yourself, tell me you would like to come, or Get Over It!

2. DH and I love the nickname we chose for our soon-to-be son. Stop making fun of it in public to try and get other people to agree that they don't like it! He's our son, and you don't have to call him that. Get over it.

 

[dragonfly411]

Dear Sasha -
You cannot play with the grey cat. When he arches his back, it means go away. You crouching down, wagging your tail, and growling in the cutest manner possible will not make him friendly. He''s mean... and he WILL EAT YOU.

 

[Lilac]

Dear MIL,

First of all, stop blaming me for everything that goes wrong in your life. I can''t possibly be so evil or powerful that I am at fault for everything. I can''t be the reason your son doesn''t want to talk to you when I''m the one who tries to convince him to call you because he doesn''t want to himself - he is sick and tired of dealing with your cr*p. You didn''t call to wish us happy anniversary on our first anniversary, you didn''t call to wish me congrats on getting into grad school even when you knew your own son was upset that you hadn''t called, and as a result of you treating us like garbage, being so selfish, constantly criticizing us, and never caring about how we feel we aren''t particularly happy with you. Get over it.

Also, MIL, no matter how many cards you sign by saying "Mom and Dad" you cannot force me to call you that. Maybe if you had even ONCE tried to be nice to me and treat me like part of the family, I might have decided to give in and call you Mom despite the fact that it makes me uncomfortable. But being that I have a mother and father who I call Mom and Dad, and I have a stepmother and stepfather who I call by their first names (who are both a heck of a lot nicer to me than you are) I won''t call you Mom. You can keep trying to force me to by yelling at me and telling me I can''t call you by your name, but I refuse to call anyone who treats me and my husband as badly as you do by the name "Mom". GET OVER IT.

 

[Shoopy]

Dear MIL:

Yes, I know it was scary seeing DD gag on something. But it wasn''t her fault. Your darling husband pushed the food in her mouth when she wasn''t ready. That''s it. I do not need you to call me every day to ask me to please not give her the food anymore.

Also, your whole ant situation happened THREE years ago. Please GET OVER IT.

Dear loving FI of mine:

Yes I ate your icecream after you went to sleep. Get over it.

Dear DD:

Just because you''re all little and cute that does not mean that I find you pulling my hair funny. Please stop. If you must continue, can you at least try to pretend that it doesn''t bring you so much satisfaction? Mmmm K? Also, I don''t know why the sleeper tags are hilarious to you but you really need to get over it because I''m getting tired of pulling you from under the sofa. Kthxbai

 

[MonkeyPie]

Dear Ridiculously Adorable Kittens,

As funny as it was when you jumped on my leg and tried to climb it while I was brushing my teeth this morning, I did not appreciate the myriad of tiny scratches gracing my knees afterward. Yes, you're adorable and it's hilarious, and your tiny little meows melt my heart into a puddle, but you are not allowed to do it again, so stop crying. AND GET OVER IT.

 

[Hudson_Hawk]

Dear Carlos,
You had breakfast, snacks and a very large lunch. It is not time for dinner. Please stop trying to eat Bun.

Love, MoM

 

[FrekeChild]

Dear Micah,

Please stop causing your mommy so much pain. I don't like to see my friends hurty.

Please GET OUT OF IT.

Love,
Freke

P.S. I can't wait to meet you! And make you eat Vietnamese!

 

[Hudson_Hawk]

Date: 3/24/2010 4:59:41 PM
Author: FrekeChild
Dear Micah,


Please stop causing your mommy so much pain. I don''t like to see my friends hurty.


Please GET OUT OF IT.


Love,

Freke


P.S. I can''t wait to meet you! And make you eat Vietnamese!

No Carlos, you cannot have Vietnamese!

 

[MonkeyPie]

I have my very own cheerleaders, YAY!

And ooohh I now have the same problem...Micah, you cannot has Vietnamese yet. GET OVER IT. Oh, and COME OUT.

 

[dragonfly411]

Dear Monkeypie''s kitties

Please come socialize my other dog scout so he will GET OVER IT and I can haz a kitty.

 

[princesss]

Date: 3/24/2010 5:01:01 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk

Date: 3/24/2010 4:59:41 PM
Author: FrekeChild
Dear Micah,


Please stop causing your mommy so much pain. I don''t like to see my friends hurty.


Please GET OUT OF IT.


Love,

Freke


P.S. I can''t wait to meet you! And make you eat Vietnamese!

No Carlos, you cannot have Vietnamese!

But he waaaaaaants it!

 

[jewelz617]

Dear Pregnant Friend,

We've all been pregnant. We know it's tough. But we don't like getting snapped at for no reason and trying to keep up with your insane baby shower demands. You are having a baby. We get it. We get it.

ETA: I guess in this case it's not "Get over it" it's "Give birth"

 

[MonkeyPie]

Date: 3/24/2010 5:09:07 PM
Author: dragonfly411
Dear Monkeypie''s kitties

Please come socialize my other dog scout so he will GET OVER IT and I can haz a kitty.

Animal party!

 

[TravelingGal]

Dear Fat Rolls:

I gave you your eviction notice two years ago. Leave already.

Dear Self:

Please get off your a** and get rid of said squatting fat rolls.

Dear Amelia,

You''d better be worth these godd*mned fat rolls.

 

[trillionaire]

Dear Body...

I know that you are woefully out of shape, and that it''s my fault, but look, I''ve indulged you for years. It''s my turn now, so you will stop embarrassing me at the gym with your failures and tiredness. I am not going to feel sorry for you. You will bend to my will, and you will get over it. And if not, I will sign up for a personal trainer again, and you will REALLY regret it.

GET over it and GET IT TOGETHER! That is all.

 

[Shoopy]

Why is this thread making me hungry?

I want Vietnamese because it was mentioned.

Fat rolls remind me of egg roll so now I want that.

But why do I want cake??

 

[trillionaire]

Dear FI,

I love you to death, but your questions about what I am doing when it is blatantly obvious are making me nuts.

If I am reading a book, or watching TV, or using the computer, you don''t need to ask what I am doing. Same goes for if I am eating food, talking on the phone, washing dishes.... etc. YOU CAN SEE WHAT I AM DOING!!! STOP ASKING MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!


Okay Trill, maybe YOU need to get over it...

 

[FrekeChild]

Dear Self,
You do not want cake. Your body is lying to you. You want those extra pounds that have come from eating cake to go away. So GET OVER IT!

 

[princesss]

Dear elbow skin,

I take good care of you. I really do. I know I let them poke you today, and then put this itchy red bandage on you. I know it''s not comfy, but seriously, enough with the overreaction. If I take the bandage off, you''re going to bruise up. And you bruise SPECTACULARLY well, and it hurts. So calm down. I''ve tried placating you with Oreos, Skittles, and Starburst so far. Shut up and stop complaining!

Also, body, get over the fact that I like sweets and just find a way to use them to get skinnier instead of fatter. Kthnxbai.

 

[dragonfly411]

dear self
you don''t want cake either. You''d prefer ice cream.

 

[jas]

Date: 3/24/2010 5:21:34 PM
Author: fiery
Why is this thread making me hungry?

I want Vietnamese because it was mentioned.

Fat rolls remind me of egg roll so now I want that.

But why do I want cake??

This? Hilarious!

 

[jas]

Dear Self,
Your brain has stopped functioning and you have little to contribute to this thread. Get Over It. And Get Over Yourself...I mean Myself...I mean...

Wine? Get Over Here!

 

[dragonfly411]

Wine and Cake?

 

[FrekeChild]

Wine, cake and Vietnamese. Best.Combo.Ever.

 

[jas]

Date: 3/24/2010 5:36:25 PM
Author: dragonfly411
Wine and Cake?

For me, wine and cake and whine. Then more cake.

 

[Shoopy]

Date: 3/24/2010 5:37:24 PM
Author: FrekeChild
Wine, cake and Vietnamese. Best.Combo.Ever.

That''s how I prefer my meals. Alcohol, then dessert, and if I have room...dinner.

 

[trillionaire]

Date: 3/24/2010 5:34:52 PM
Author: jas
Dear Self,
Your brain has stopped functioning and you have little to contribute to this thread. Get Over It. And Get Over Yourself...I mean Myself...I mean...

Wine? Get Over Here!

+1

 

[dragonfly411]

Dear self
So you''ve never had Vietnamese... Get over it... then try some.

 

[FrekeChild]

Date: 3/24/2010 5:39:29 PM
Author: fiery

Date: 3/24/2010 5:37:24 PM
Author: FrekeChild
Wine, cake and Vietnamese. Best.Combo.Ever.

That''s how I prefer my meals. Alcohol, then dessert, and if I have room...dinner.

Yup. That''s about how I prefer mine too!

 

[galeteia]

Dear employer:

You cannot always use the stick and never the carrot, and then beat us for not being more happy at our jobs. You have been screwing us over constantly for 2+ months, and people are beginning to quit because you won''t give us the help we need. We have been begging for help since day 1 on this new project you didn''t train us how to do, so don''t come to us and tell us we need to be more ''humble'' and be ''willing to ask for help''.

WE HAVE BEEN ASKING. You haven''t been giving. So no, we''re not going to be more ''enthusiastic'' and ''get the lead out'' and ''be IMPASSIONED'' while you''re *bleeping* us six ways to Sunday. GET OVER IT!