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A Valentine''s day tragedy--Men, let this be a lesson to you

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Madam Bijoux

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Mr. H completely forgot about Valentine''s day.

Mrs. H was not amused. She said "Buster, I''d better look out the window tomorrow and see something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds!"

The next day, Mrs. H looked out the window and saw a small package in the driveway. It wasn''t a car, but she thought it would probably be car keys. She opened the package and found
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a bathroom scale!

Mr. H''S funeral is tomorrow.
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Date: 2/17/2009 10:49:19 AM
Author:Madam Bijoux
Mr. H completely forgot about Valentine''s day.

Mrs. H was not amused. She said ''Buster, I''d better look out the window tomorrow and see something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds!''

The next day, Mrs. H looked out the window and saw a small package in the driveway. It wasn''t a car, but she thought it would probably be car keys. She opened the package and found
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a bathroom scale!

Mr. H''S funeral is tomorrow.
ROFL!!!!
 
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Love it!!!!
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hahahah!!!

great!!!!!
 
Very cute.

Madam Bijoux, I like your sense of humor!
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
brilliant, love it!!!
 
Hahahaha!!!
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hahahahahha! Too funny!
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Ooh, that''s a good one!
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BAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!

Mr. H is my hero.

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Hahahahahaha... LOL
 
Ooooh wow, how funny. Hehehe
 
How did he die?
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Did she sit on him?
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hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Good one... lol.
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heehee!!!! that is hilarious!!
 
Too funny!
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yep, he's dead meat double now with the wife!

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hahahaha thats a good one
 
Hahahahahahaha!

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Hehehehe thats funny :)
 
That is SOOOO wrong!!! He''s got a lot of diamond shopping to do!
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Love it!
 
Date: 2/17/2009 2:57:33 PM
Author: Steel
How did he die?

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Did she sit on him?

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BWAHAHAHA!
 
Awesome!
 
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Now THAT is funny.
 
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