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A Valentine''s day tragedy--Men, let this be a lesson to you

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Madam Bijoux

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Mr. H completely forgot about Valentine''s day.

Mrs. H was not amused. She said "Buster, I''d better look out the window tomorrow and see something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds!"

The next day, Mrs. H looked out the window and saw a small package in the driveway. It wasn''t a car, but she thought it would probably be car keys. She opened the package and found
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a bathroom scale!

Mr. H''S funeral is tomorrow.
 

tlh

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Lorelei

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Date: 2/17/2009 10:49:19 AM
Author:Madam Bijoux
Mr. H completely forgot about Valentine''s day.

Mrs. H was not amused. She said ''Buster, I''d better look out the window tomorrow and see something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds!''

The next day, Mrs. H looked out the window and saw a small package in the driveway. It wasn''t a car, but she thought it would probably be car keys. She opened the package and found
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a bathroom scale!

Mr. H''S funeral is tomorrow.
ROFL!!!!
 

jcarlylew

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hahahah!!!

great!!!!!
 

FrekeChild

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Steel

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How did he die?
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Did she sit on him?
 

movie zombie

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yep, he's dead meat double now with the wife!

mz
 

Savvymon

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Hahahahahahaha!

 

Deelight

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Hehehehe thats funny :)
 

platinumrock

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That is SOOOO wrong!!! He''s got a lot of diamond shopping to do!
 

redfaerythinker

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Now THAT is funny.
 
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