A Valentine''s day tragedy--Men, let this be a lesson to you

[Madam Bijoux]

Mr. H completely forgot about Valentine''s day.

Mrs. H was not amused. She said "Buster, I''d better look out the window tomorrow and see something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds!"

The next day, Mrs. H looked out the window and saw a small package in the driveway. It wasn''t a car, but she thought it would probably be car keys. She opened the package and found
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a bathroom scale!

Mr. H''S funeral is tomorrow.

 

[tlh]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lorelei]

Date: 2/17/2009 10:49:19 AM
Author:Madam Bijoux
Mr. H completely forgot about Valentine''s day.

Mrs. H was not amused. She said ''Buster, I''d better look out the window tomorrow and see something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds!''

The next day, Mrs. H looked out the window and saw a small package in the driveway. It wasn''t a car, but she thought it would probably be car keys. She opened the package and found
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a bathroom scale!

Mr. H''S funeral is tomorrow.

ROFL!!!!

 

[Maisie]

 

[isaku5]

Love it!!!!

 

[jcarlylew]

hahahah!!!

great!!!!!

 

[Anastasia]

Very cute.

Madam Bijoux, I like your sense of humor!

 

[FrekeChild]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bee*]

brilliant, love it!!!

 

[Tuckins1]

Hahahaha!!!

 

[InLuv101]

hahahahahha! Too funny!

 

[Iowa Lizzy]

Ooh, that''s a good one!

 

[musey]

BAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!

Mr. H is my hero.

 

[grapegravity]

Hahahahahaha... LOL

 

[luvthemstrawberries]

Ooooh wow, how funny. Hehehe

 

[Steel]

How did he die?
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Did she sit on him?

 

[steph72276]

hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[chiquitapet]

Good one... lol.

 

[puffy]

heehee!!!! that is hilarious!!

 

[Definitely. Maybe]

That is hilarious!!

 

[Burk]

Too funny!

 

[movie zombie]

yep, he's dead meat double now with the wife!

mz

 

[radiantquest]

hahahaha thats a good one

 

[Savvymon]

Hahahahahahaha!

 

[Deelight]

Hehehehe thats funny

 

[platinumrock]

That is SOOOO wrong!!! He''s got a lot of diamond shopping to do!

 

[natalina]

Love it!

 

[MonkeyPie]

Date: 2/17/2009 2:57:33 PM
Author: Steel
How did he die?

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Did she sit on him?

BWAHAHAHA!

 

[Kelli]

Awesome!

 

[redfaerythinker]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Now THAT is funny.