20 years ago this would have been a good recipe to have...lol

[strmrdr]

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

This is so Funny, read to the end!

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to
make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a
drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check the
Jose Cuervo. bow shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat on the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the dishdasher.

 

[Ellen]

There''s a cake recipe like this, but this one is way funnier!

 

[Lorelei]

Hilarious!! ROFL @ peastoon!!

 

[fieryred33143]

fried druit LMAO!

My coworkers did not get it

The only one who got it was the only coworker who never gets jokes.

 

[cammy85]

Date: 12/18/2008 9:53:47 AM
Author:strmrdr
Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

This is so Funny, read to the end!

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it''s best to
make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a
drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check the
Jose Cuervo. bow shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don''t forget to beat on the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the dishdasher.

I honestly didn''t see where this was going at this point... call me blonde...i was scratching my head and thinking "did they mean teaspoon?"

Then finally it clicked.

I may need to try this recipe out for myself!

 

[scarleta]

This is a great recipe Storm.I may just make it for Christmas...

 

[girlie-girl]

LOL! Thanks for sharing.

 

[mrssalvo]

lol..I''ve made that recipe before only with a bottle of red wine instead of the cuervo

 

[Linda W]

ha ha ha ha ha Mrs. Salvo, we would love to see that one.

 

[Tuckins1]

ROFLMAO!!

 

[Skippy123]

Date: 12/18/2008 1:20:58 PM
Author: Linda W
ha ha ha ha ha Mrs. Salvo, we would love to see that one.

Me too; our adorable Mrs. Salvo!!!

 

[Ellen]

Date: 12/18/2008 1:08:28 PM
Author: mrssalvo
lol..I''ve made that recipe before only with a bottle of red wine instead of the cuervo

This post is worthless without pics.

 

[777_LDY]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!! This reminds me of me and my champagne recipe, lol!

 

[Lynn B]

That really is funny! Thanks, Storm.

I have a similar one for "fruitcake" and at the end it says, "Bo to ged!"

Cracks me up every time!!!

 

[strmrdr]

Best Rum Cake Ever



1 or 2 quarts rum
baking powder
1 C butter
1 tsp soda
1 tsp sugar
lemon juice
2 large eggs
brown sugar
1 C dried fruit
nuts

Before you start, sample the rum to check for quality.
Good, isn''t it?
Now go ahead. Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check the rum again. It must be just right.

To be sure rum is of the highest quality, pour one level cup of rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat.

With an electric mixer, beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 seaspoon of thugar and beat again.
Meanwhile, make sure that the rum is of the finest quality--try another cup. Open second quart, if necessary.
Add 2 large leggs, 2 cups fried druit and beat till high. If druit gets stuck in beaters, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the rum again, checking for conscisticity.
Next sift 3 cups of pepper or salt (it really doesn''t matter which).
Sample the rum again.
Sift 1/2 pint lemon juice.
Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts.
Add one babblespoon of brown thugar, or whatever color you can find.
Wix mell.
Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees.
Now pour whole mess into the coven and ake.
Check the rum again,
bo to ged.

 

[strmrdr]

BOILED FRUITCAKE:

Ingredients:
1 cup butter
1 cup sugar
1 cup mixed dried fruit
1 cup water
4 large eggs
1 tablespoon brown sugar
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon baking soda
50g walnuts
lemon juice
1 bottle whisky
Method:
Place dried fruit, water and half cup of sugar in saucepan. Boil
for 15 minutes. Pour whisky into shot glass, sample to check quality. Get
large mixing bowl. Check whisky again. Pour 1 level cup and drink. Repeat
previous step. Turn on electric mixer and beat butter in a large fluffy
bowl. Add 1 spoontea of baking soda, half cup of sugar and beat again.
Resample whisky to make sure it''s still whisky. Turn off the mixer, break
two legs, add to bowl. Chuck in fried druit. Mix on the turner. If fruit
gets stuck in the beaters, pry loose with screwdriver. Sample whisky to
check tonsisticity. Next sift two cups of salt or something. Check the
whisky. Sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add 1 tablespoon of
brown sugar, or any colour you see. Wix mell. Grease the oven, turn
pancake to 350 gredeedles. Don''t forget to beat off the turner. Pour mix
into cake pan and over the bench. Throw bowl out the window. Stagger to
laundry, put pan cake in oven, set to hot rinse. Continue sampling whisky
till bottle is empty. Bo to ged.

 

[scarleta]

You are so funny Storm.We all should come to your house to help you sample all of your creations.