You've stumbled upon a Genie's lamp

[Deactivated member 42515]

You get three wishes. What are those wishes?

Obviously regular rules apply.
No killing/murdering people.
No making people fall in love.
And whatever else Genie told Aladdin.

 

[fabulousfindk]

-I wish to be magically completely in shape without all the hard work and food moderation!
-I wish to have a lovely house with land, and no mortgage.
-I wish to have 10 puppies, each a different breed of my choosing, that will stay puppies forever and never grow old!

 

[ihy138]

I wish to always be able to be in shape despite my eating and exercise habits.

I wish for exactly enough money to repay my student loans, buy a modest home for myself and my fiance's parents, a new car, and buy a giant OEC. (Are you allowed to wish for money?)

I wish for a doctorate.

 

[Enerchi]

I wish to have a clean bill of health and be in excellent physical shape -- but not have to monitor my exercise or eating routines and still eat the things that I LOVE.

I wish to be surrounded by loving family and friends who support and encourage each other and there would be no conflicts we could not resolve.

I wish to be the winner of a very large lottery that allowed me to live a lifestyle of travel, shopping, rest, philanthropy and be able to provide a very comfortable life in the future for my family.

 

[Rosebloom]

I wish to have a clean bill of health and be in excellent physical shape -- but not have to monitor my exercise or eating routines and still eat the things that I LOVE.

I wish to be surrounded by loving family and friends who support and encourage each other and there would be no conflicts we could not resolve.

I wish to be the winner of a very large lottery that allowed me to live a lifestyle of travel, shopping, rest, philanthropy and be able to provide a very comfortable life in the future for my family.

Sign me up for that too! And world peace.

 

[minousbijoux]

Yup, me too! I'll have what Enerchi and Rosebloom are having! Sound perfect.

 

[sonnyjane]

I assume monetary wishes are allowed? In that case...

1) A cool billlion dollars should suffice
2) I want my cat to live as long as I do (and in good health)
3) And I would LOVE that "stay in shape but eat whatever I want" wish that was mentioned earlier!

 

[rosetta]

I wish to have a clean bill of health and be in excellent physical shape -- but not have to monitor my exercise or eating routines and still eat the things that I LOVE.

I wish to be surrounded by loving family and friends who support and encourage each other and there would be no conflicts we could not resolve.

I wish to be the winner of a very large lottery that allowed me to live a lifestyle of travel, shopping, rest, philanthropy and be able to provide a very comfortable life in the future for my family.

Yeah, this'll do me too!

 

[Maisie]

That I could have my baby back.
That James wouldn't be Autistic.
That my dad would become a Christian.

 

[iLander]

First thing I would wish for is unlimited wishes!

Then I'd wish for everyone on this board to get what they asked for (but especially Maisie ).

Then for everyone on the world to be safe, fed, clothed, and happy.

Then everyone that is evil and hurts others to be puffed away in plume of smoke.

Then $200 million for me.

 

[Maisie]

First thing I would wish for is unlimited wishes!

Then I'd wish for everyone on this board to get what they asked for (but especially Maisie ).

Then for everyone on the world to be safe, fed, clothed, and happy.

Then everyone that is evil and hurts others to be puffed away in plume of smoke.

Then $200 million for me.

aww thank you!

I didn't think to wish for more wishes!!

 

[justginger]

First wish is for true gender equality, including education for women in third world countries.

Second wish is for domestic pets around the world to be infertile, with the exception of a few particularly healthy (mentally and physically) breeding stock.

Third wish is for the health and well-being of my friends and family (including PSers, of course!).

 

[marcy]

It's is harder to answer than you'd think.

A cure for cancer
Good health for me, my family and friends
Enough money to pay off all our bills and live comfortably

 

[JaneSmith]

Greedy wishes for myself:
A fantastically healthy beautiful body that never needs exercise or low cal food.
Unlimited funds.
A job I actually enjoy. Yes, I'd still work part time.

Less selfish wishes:
Free and easy access to food, water, shelter, education, and health care for everyone.
True equality of gender, race, sexual orientation, etc.
World Peace. I think that would automatically flow from the first two though.

 

[NOYFB]

I only have one wish - please bring back my kitty and have her be healthy again!

 

[Alexiszoe]

1) Good health for family and friends, and me
2) The ability to know what to say and how to carry myself no matter the circumstance
3) A purse/wallet that has just the right amount of money for whatever I wish to purchase/pay for every time I open it (I grew up reading Enid Blyton books so this wish was influenced by one of her series...The Faraway Tree)

 

[justginger]

I only have one wish - please bring back my kitty and have her be healthy again!

Hugs, LM.

 

[Maisie]

1) Good health for family and friends, and me
2) The ability to know what to say and how to carry myself no matter the circumstance
3) A purse/wallet that has just the right amount of money for whatever I wish to purchase/pay for every time I open it (I grew up reading Enid Blyton books so this wish was influenced by one of her series...The Faraway Tree)

I'm reading The Faraway Tree to my son. I love Enid Blyton books!

 

[monarch64]

1. Terry Richardson photographs me and makes me look amazing for posterity.
2. I get 3 amazing homes in 3 separate countries; one of which is an island where no one else lives.
3. I have at least 8 orgasms a day.

The End.

 

[Phoenix]

1. I wish my mom could come back, be healthy and live a lot more years with us
2. World peace, really I mean that
3. Our families, ourselves and pets be healthy and that we'd have plenty of money ...

 

[justginger]

1. Terry Richardson photographs me and makes me look amazing for posterity.
2. I get 3 amazing homes in 3 separate countries; one of which is an island where no one else lives.
3. I have at least 8 orgasms a day.

The End.

I feel as if this is not the first time you've considered such a possible situation, those wishes are pretty well-devised.

 

[distracts]

3. I have at least 8 orgasms a day.

Now, Monarch, absent physical limitations, I've found that this is a wish one can accomplish on their own - it just takes practice! (But after the first three it doesn't feel like the best use of my time.)

I don't know what wishes I'd wish... everyone has had good ones and mine are generic and more-of-same:

1. Money money money.
2. Healthy and long lives for me and my loved ones, and I'd see if I could shoehorn that "magically always fit" thing in here too. And pets count as loved ones.
3. For better spelling and grammar worldwide, especially on the internet. (I'm not sure that a genie could change all of human nature and make world peace, but I would hope he could make the world less aggravating.)

 

[justginger]

3. I have at least 8 orgasms a day.

Now, Monarch, absent physical limitations, I've found that this is a wish one can accomplish on their own - it just takes practice! (But after the first three it doesn't feel like the best use of my time.)

I don't know what wishes I'd wish... everyone has had good ones and mine are generic and more-of-same:

1. Money money money.
2. Healthy and long lives for me and my loved ones, and I'd see if I could shoehorn that "magically always fit" thing in here too. And pets count as loved ones.
3. For better spelling and grammar worldwide, especially on the internet. (I'm not sure that a genie could change all of human nature and make world peace, but I would hope he could make the world less aggravating.)

I'd like to believe this wish would be saving lives. Surely there have been cases of individuals being driven to homicide based on the systematic inversion of to/too, effect/affect, and immigrate/emigrate...or the usage of my personal favorite: ur.

 

[madelise]

1. Terry Richardson photographs me and makes me look amazing for posterity.
2. I get 3 amazing homes in 3 separate countries; one of which is an island where no one else lives.
3. I have at least 8 orgasms a day.

The End.

HAHAHA, I like you. Provocative photos, private island, and 8 orgasms a day? Hello!!

1) Endless amount of money so I can fulfill Monarch's wish list for her. Buy her Richard Branson's property, and Terry Richardson for the day. If she likes provocative photographers, maybe buy her Tyler Shields for a day, too, as a bonus. Pay off her life so she can stay home and fulfill #3 as much as she desires. Since, you know, if I had an endless flow of ca$h, all this would be chump change for me. I would use the rest of my endless amount of money to buy myself a few properties in exclusive places, and have an entourage of staff on my payroll: masseuse, chef, chiropractor, makeup artist and hairstylist, personal assistant, dog walker… the works. I would buy many, many diamonds. And a chateau on top of a hill in France, for my future in laws to retire to.

2) Pay for preventative and emergent healthcare, and education for everyone who wants it.

3) Have supernatural abilities: "set" Genie free like Aladdin did, the ability to "talk" to technology, the ability to teleport, to see through things and walk through things..

 

[Missy]

1. That my loved ones and I stay healthy and live happy long lives.
2. That all the animals in the world are safe and in loving homes and never want for anything.
3. World peace. Wouldn't that be just the most amazing thing.

 

[Missy]

1. Terry Richardson photographs me and makes me look amazing for posterity.
2. I get 3 amazing homes in 3 separate countries; one of which is an island where no one else lives.
3. I have at least 8 orgasms a day.

The End.

 

[ihy138]

Reading these makes me realize how selfish my wishes were. Hmm...something to ponder this season. I need to stop living inside my own head.

 

[jstarfireb]

You can't wish for more wishes, right? I think that's against the rules according to Aladdin. Otherwise I'd wish for an unlimited supply of wishes. Barring that...

1) An unlimited supply of money so we can always have whatever we need or want. House on the beach - check! Place for my parents to retire and one for my MIL - check! Fancy restaurants every day - check!

2) A body that will always stay both healthy and thin/attractive no matter what I eat and how little I exercise.

3) Wish #2 for my husband!

 

[KaeKae]

Good health for all that I love.
Eternal happiness for all that I love.
Three more wishes!
(peace on earth, good will toward man and a self cleaning house )

 

[madelise]

You can't wish for more wishes, right? I think that's against the rules according to Aladdin. Otherwise I'd wish for an unlimited supply of wishes. Barring that...

1) An unlimited supply of money so we can always have whatever we need or want. House on the beach - check! Place for my parents to retire and one for my MIL - check! Fancy restaurants every day - check!

2) A body that will always stay both healthy and thin/attractive no matter what I eat and how little I exercise.

3) Wish #2 for my husband!

How about just get rid of the whole societal pressure that people "need" to be thin and "attractive"? And implement, instead, that beauty is within the individual's current state of being? That would reprieve all of us, and I'd be forever thankful. *Eats more Godiva*