You just might be a PS if you...

[Enerchi]

Did someone post this already?
...have more pictures of your diamond/rings/coloured stones/setting options on your phone than pictures of your REAL family and kids!

(I'm so guilty of this --- my "babies" that sparkle are about all that's on my phone!)

 

[yennyfire]

... are on a first-name basis with every single person at your favorite jewelry store, and they know you so well that they will let you - ENCOURAGE you - to take the piece you're considering, home overnight so you can "contemplate it tonight...see it in different lights", without paying for it.

... you bake Christmas goodies for the staff of said jewelry store....

This. Has gotten me into trouble more than once!

 

[NOYFB]

...if you consider your jewels one of the top three things you would take with you if there was a fire in your house. (pets and SO are the other two).

^ This!

 

[woofmama]

You have DSS about diamond stud earrings ordered a week ago that you haven't even received yet
Yes that my dilemma-I'm calling to BGD tomorrow to check into upgrading

You go to Tiffanys and whip a loupe out of your purse and try on all the erings. Then look at the CS rings and explain the history of tsavorite to the saleperson while she points out that you have a loupe to her coworkers
Did that on Sunday-soooo fun

 

[madelise]

This thread is too funny, some are way too true for me!

I have to add:
- are the go-to for friends when they're seeking a jewelry purchase.
- look like an idiot while taking a bunch of photos of your ring in public because that hardware store had the PERFECT lighting to spotlight your bling…
- wear sunglasses so you can people watch in areas where ladies wear big bling.
- pretend to be texting on your phone so you can take a photo of someone else's bling
- fight back every fiber of your being to not give away your poker face when you see a friend's large but horribly cut diamond
- fight back every fiber of your being to not give away your poker face when you see a friend's DIRTY ring
- fight back every fiber of your being to not grab that friend's ring, and wash it.




Seriously, what is with people and dirty rings?!

 

[iLander]

If your motto is "better living through research"

 

[diamondseeker2006]

... spend more time with your online friends than you do your real friends...

Oh, so true!!!!

 

[diamondseeker2006]

...never buy jewelry in a local store...all of it comes from PS vendors, ebay, or pre-loved.

...have used Registered Mail multiple times

...have upgraded the e-ring more than once (surely that has already been said!)

 

[distracts]

And when people are looking at colored stones at Tiffanys I practically had to bite down on my nuckles to keep from saying- "No don't do it....you can't spend 10k on a peridot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

- have to make great effort to pay attention to driving instead staring at your ring when the sun is hitting it *just right*

- know your ring size for each finger

To this I have to add:

... think it's perfectly reasonable to take bling pics while driving to capture how the sun is hitting it just right (at stoplights!)

... are surprised when other people DON'T know their ring sizes