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mochi

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This is so cute, some of them just hillarious!! ENJOY!!



WHY GOD MADE MOMS
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?


1. She''s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?


1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger
parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?


1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice
in the
world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men''s bones. Then they mostly use
string,
I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?


1. We''re related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people''s mom like me.

What kind of a little girl was your mom?


1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don''t know because I wasn''t there, but my guess would be pretty
bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mom
need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get
drunk on
beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES
to
chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?


1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a
lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn''t have her thinking cap on.

Who''s the boss at your house?


1. Mom doesn''t want to be boss, but she has to because dad''s such a
goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the
bed.
3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What''s the difference between moms and dads?


1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power
''cause that''s
who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?


1. Mothers don''t do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?


1. On the inside she''s already perfect. Outside, I think20some kind of
plastic
surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I''d diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?


1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I''d get
rid of
that.
2. I''d make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who
did it
not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back
of her
head.
 

Deelight

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HEHE thanks for the giggle some of those were priceless :D
 

Dreamgirl

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Adorable!
 

Dee*Jay

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"Diet... maybe blue." ROFL!

So cute!
 

Hudson_Hawk

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Those eyes in the back of her head were the bane of my childhood existence!
 

Miranda

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Haha! so cute! DD really believes I have eyes in the back of my head.
 

luvmyhalo

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LOVE IT!!!!! Thanks for sharing. I''m posting this on my Mom''s Group message board right now!
 

redfaerythinker

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lol... what would I do without my mom?
 

iluvcarats

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Thanks Mochi
I''ve been having *one of those days* and that just brightened it!
 

LaraOnline

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That is super cute! I loved it and I''m going to send it to all my friends...
although, sometimes I wish they talked about mums like this:

''Motherhood is a biological urge that can become overwhelmingly powerful, and no manner of logical ''discussion'' can head off the physical tidal wave of baby-hunger.
Powerful social expectations and status rewards can also make it motherhood a very attractive option for women.
''Romantic relationships, if carried on for any length of time, naturally bring to mind the expectation of conception, particularly for the female, who carries the physical risk and probably the greater physical awareness of the ''risk'' of pregnancy.
''The emotional, and, likely, chemical bonding which goes on between romantic partners mimics the dynamic of family formation. Hence the expression ''playing house''.
''Physical contraception can only mask the reality of love for so long.
Sooner or later.... baby! ''

I wish as a society we had a more mature understanding and public discussion of the realities of romance and family formation, the emphasis on ''having a good time'' can come at an emotional cost to women especially, I think.
Men just aren''t encouraged to see how things really work in ''romantic'' love. Babies and family don''t ''just happen'', but we discuss them like they do, (as if the men didn''t have to ''step up'' and make it happen).
As a result, women have to be like swans, in the lead up to marriage... serene on top of the water and peddling furiously underneath!
 
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