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What is a frog's favourite year?

What do you call a sad frog?











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Unhoppy.
 
What happens when you cross a frog and a dog?



















You get a croaker spaniel.
 
A frog, a duck and a skunk went to the fair. Admission was $1.
The frog and the duck got in, but not the skunk.
Why?
















The frog had a greenback and the duck had a bill, but the skunk only had a scent (cent) and it was a bad one.
 
Are you Canadian or British? re: favoUrite.. never see it spelled this way in the USA, thought you were American.

Karl_K said:
A leap year.

What do Scottish frogs play?
Hop-Scotch.
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Q: What happened to the frog’s car when his parking meter expired?









A: It got toad!
 
Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?












A: He liked a good croak and dagger
 
What’s green and goes red at the touch of a button?


















A frog in a blender :eek-2: Not my joke, when DS was little one of his friends told me!
 
Bayek said:
Are you Canadian or British? re: favoUrite.. never see it spelled this way in the USA, thought you were American.
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Im American, my wifey is Canadian, but the truth is I copied and pasted from a website that may be in British or Canadian English.
 
What do frogs do with paper?











Rip-it.
 
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?










Open toad sandals.
 
What kind of music do cultured frogs listen to?





Hopera!!!
 
What do frogs drink?













Croak-a Cola!
 
Small child to his grandfather: "Grandpa, can you pretend you're a frog?"

Grandfather, gamely: "Sure, I'll try, but why?"

Small child: "Daddy says we'll have a lot of money when you croak".
 
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