What do you do in bed, occupation housewife?

[kenny]

Well?

 

[jas]

Earn my salary.

 

[MarquiseGirl]

Earn my salary.

 

[MarquiseGirl]

That bed is what keeps stay at home moms in business.

 

[zhuzhu]

I find this posting insulting. Not for me, but for the individuals who chose to be a stay at home wife.

Who are we to make snide comments about others' way of life and assumes "bed" is what justifies their choice?

Can we not all have a little more sensitivity and be more tolerant of everyone else's personal choices?

 

[jas]

I find this posting insulting. Not for me, but for the individuals who chose to be a stay at home wife.

Who are we to make snide comments about others' way of life and assumes "bed" is what justifies their choice?

Can we not all have a little more sensitivity and be more tolerant of everyone else's personal choices?

Zhuzhu, I wish there were an emotie for "really dry humor" to go with my original reply.

 

[Tuckins1]

Earn my salary.

Lol!

I'n not a SAHM, but DITTO!!!!

 

[E B]

Earn my salary.

 

[megumic]

inapprop topic.

 

[Autumnovember]

Out of curiosity...on a public forum, is anything really "inappropriate" ...?

 

[kenny]

My apologies to people with no sense of humor! Sheesh!

 

[Autumnovember]

My apologies to people with no sense of humor! Sheesh!

Agreed --->

...its a public forum. Anything goes in my opinion.

 

[jas]

It was a toss-up between responded as I did originally and writing, "I am a hussy in my own marriage. My job as a SAHM/housewife is to 'earn my keep' by pleasuring my man. How else can I justify doing nothing (else) all day and living off the good graces of my smart, hard-working, put-upon husband?" and putting a whole bunch o' the eye-rolling emoties.

But, yannow, I tried to accomplish the same thing in fewer words and with a little humor, as I assumed Kenny probably was well aware of the minefield here and jumped in with both feet...gutsy considering how sensitive a lot of us SAHMs admitted we are about this sort of thing in the other thread. And silly. He pokes at the dragons with sharp(-witted) sticks.

 

[rosetta]

Yeah some people are really very sensitive, even on an anonymous forum. Go figure.

 

[E B]

My apologies to people with no sense of humor! Sheesh!

I just figured it was one of your harmless combo threads. You've done 'em before. I usually get a kick out of them.

 

[Autumnovember]

My apologies to people with no sense of humor! Sheesh!

I just figured it was one of your harmless combo threads. You've done 'em before. I usually get a kick out of them.

Ditto..

 

[lizzyann]

I'm a SAHM and I think this is hilarious! Not offended at all! If I see a thread that I'm not interested in I don't comment and find another one...you know?

 

[lyra]

inapprop topic.

Perhaps, but those are usually the most fun around here. I am not offended. I LOLed.

 

[Nashville]

Lie back and think of England

Lighten up, people. I'm a SAH-er and I thought this was just a funny play on the other 2 threads.

 

[Cehrabehra]

LMAO - don't know which is funnier - the topic or the controversy! I'm a SAHM and I don't hang out in bed except to sleep and perform my wifely duties... but sometimes the wifely duties aren't performed on location haha

 

[LaurenThePartier]

LMAO - don't know which is funnier - the topic or the controversy! I'm a SAHM and I don't hang out in bed except to sleep and perform my wifely duties... but sometimes the wifely duties aren't performed on location haha

LMAO - I freakin' absolutely heart you, Cehra!

 

[megumic]

I'm not being sensitive, I just find it condescending and chauvinistic...and I'm not even a housewife. But yeah, I get that it was meant to be funny and cute.

 

[movie zombie]

I'm not being sensitive, I just find it condescending and chauvinistic...and I'm not even a housewife. But yeah, I get that it was meant to be funny and cute.

ditto.

mz

 

[hlmr]

I'd start a new irritating thread entitled: What do you do in bed, occupation househusband? .....Well
but for me, it is time for bed!

 

[calibali]

C'mon guys. Maybe some of the working folks could use a few tips from the masters .

 

[kenny]

I'm not being sensitive, I just find it condescending and chauvinistic...and I'm not even a housewife. But yeah, I get that it was meant to be funny and cute.

That's from you, not me.

I'm the most sensitive non-discriminating, inclusive, person on this planet - which is why I have a sense of humor that does not discriminate.
I have no anxiety about subjects that people find sensitive because I do not harbor negative feelings about any group.
Sometimes I think some people who get all worked up may be hiding ugly attitudes, perhaps subconsciously, that get stirred up by humor.

I'm a gay guy who tells gay jokes too.
I'm a white guy who tells white jokes.
I'm an old guy who tells old guy jokes.
All groups are funny, including mine.
Humor is everywhere if you relax and flow with it.
If you have a pure heart you have nothing to worry about.

Every joke in the world can be offensive if you are looking for offense.

Oh, and I'm very cute.

 

[Arkteia]

It was a toss-up between responded as I did originally and writing, "I am a hussy in my own marriage. My job as a SAHM/housewife is to 'earn my keep' by pleasuring my man. How else can I justify doing nothing (else) all day and living off the good graces of my smart, hard-working, put-upon husband?" and putting a whole bunch o' the eye-rolling emoties.

But, yannow, I tried to accomplish the same thing in fewer words and with a little humor, as I assumed Kenny probably was well aware of the minefield here and jumped in with both feet...gutsy considering how sensitive a lot of us SAHMs admitted we are about this sort of thing in the other thread. And silly. He pokes at the dragons with sharp(-witted) sticks.

I just stopped by at this forum for a second, and of course saw this thread. You do not need to apologize or explain, it sounded hilarious. Like Kenny's posting was not, really, serious... Doubtfully he tried to pry in SAHM's beds... I am sorry that people took it so seriously and by doing this spoiled a wonderful joke.

If I were the first to respond, I'd say, "your prose style is amazing".

 

[Autumnovember]

I'm not being sensitive, I just find it condescending and chauvinistic...and I'm not even a housewife. But yeah, I get that it was meant to be funny and cute.

That's from you, not me.

I'm the most sensitive non-discriminating, inclusive, person on this planet - which is why I have a sense of humor that does not discriminate.
I have no anxiety about subjects that people find sensitive because I do not harbor negative feelings about any group.
Sometimes I think some people who get all worked up may be hiding ugly attitudes, perhaps subconsciously, that get stirred up by humor.

I'm a gay guy who tells gay jokes too.
I'm a white guy who tells white jokes.
I'm an old guy who tells old guy jokes.
All groups are funny, including mine.
Humor is everywhere if you relax and flow with it.
If you have a pure heart you have nothing to worry about.

Every joke in the world can be offensive if you are looking for offense.

Oh, and I'm very cute.

Kenny, your post is the exact reason why you're one of my favorite posters here.

 

[Dancing Fire]

My apologies to people with no sense of humor! Sheesh!

Agreed --->

...its a public forum. Anything goes in my opinion.

yeah!!

 

[Cehrabehra]

I'm not being sensitive, I just find it condescending and chauvinistic...and I'm not even a housewife. But yeah, I get that it was meant to be funny and cute.

That's from you, not me.

I'm the most sensitive non-discriminating, inclusive, person on this planet - which is why I have a sense of humor that does not discriminate.
I have no anxiety about subjects that people find sensitive because I do not harbor negative feelings about any group.
Sometimes I think some people who get all worked up may be hiding ugly attitudes, perhaps subconsciously, that get stirred up by humor.

I'm a gay guy who tells gay jokes too.
I'm a white guy who tells white jokes.
I'm an old guy who tells old guy jokes.
All groups are funny, including mine.
Humor is everywhere if you relax and flow with it.
If you have a pure heart you have nothing to worry about.

Every joke in the world can be offensive if you are looking for offense.

Oh, and I'm very cute.

you and I would get along very well kenny lol