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What do you call a woman with Midol?

kenny

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A Happy Cramper?




(Is that funny? I just made it up.) :?:
 
Not funny. sorry. It does remind me of the "have a happy period" commercials though. WTH?? cramps, mood swings, cravings, bloating, how the heck is she supposed to be happy? It's probably just my PMS talking. lol
 
I call my period "Shark Week". Much more appropriate.
 
herekittykitty|1314934822|3007994 said:
I call my period "Shark Week". Much more appropriate.

Isn't that a poor time to swim with sharks?
 
Call her really pissed off, since Midol doesn't work worth a crap.
 
texaskj|1314935007|3007999 said:
Call her really pissed off, since Midol doesn't work worth a crap.

You know what works? Being post-menopausal. I waited for it all my life and it is one thing that is truly all it is cracked up to be.

AGBF
:lickout:
 
AGBF|1314937171|3008028 said:
texaskj|1314935007|3007999 said:
Call her really pissed off, since Midol doesn't work worth a crap.

You know what works? Being post-menopausal. I waited for it all my life and it is one thing that is truly all it is cracked up to be.

AGBF
:lickout:

You can also give not ovulating a go! Haven't had a period in 2 years. It's looooooooovely (minus the terrible skin - but well worth the trade-off).
 
princesss|1314937375|3008034 said:
AGBF|1314937171|3008028 said:
texaskj|1314935007|3007999 said:
Call her really pissed off, since Midol doesn't work worth a crap.

You know what works? Being post-menopausal. I waited for it all my life and it is one thing that is truly all it is cracked up to be.

AGBF
:lickout:

You can also give not ovulating a go! Haven't had a period in 2 years. It's looooooooovely (minus the terrible skin - but well worth the trade-off).

Decisions! Decisions! Oh, wait! We don't really get to choose between being post-menopausal and not ovulating, do we? I mean, if we are post-menopausal we are not ovulating, but that is not exactly by choice. So we only get to choose whether to ovulate or not (at a certain stage of life). Then that's it for choices. Better than in the past, but not as exciting as it sounded at first.

Deb
:saint:
 
kenny|1314934437|3007988 said:
A Happy Cramper?




(Is that funny? I just made it up.) :?:



ahahaha.. i think it's funny :lol:
 
AGBF|1314937951|3008043 said:
princesss|1314937375|3008034 said:
AGBF|1314937171|3008028 said:
texaskj|1314935007|3007999 said:
Call her really pissed off, since Midol doesn't work worth a crap.

You know what works? Being post-menopausal. I waited for it all my life and it is one thing that is truly all it is cracked up to be.

AGBF
:lickout:

You can also give not ovulating a go! Haven't had a period in 2 years. It's looooooooovely (minus the terrible skin - but well worth the trade-off).

Decisions! Decisions! Oh, wait! We don't really get to choose between being post-menopausal and not ovulating, do we? I mean, if we are post-menopausal we are not ovulating, but that is not exactly by choice. So we only get to choose whether to ovulate or not (at a certain stage of life). Then that's it for choices. Better than in the past, but not as exciting as it sounded at first.

Deb
:saint:

Yeah, I didn't get to choose mine, either. On the plus side, less time spent cramping. On the minus side...less to look forward to at menopause?
 
People vary, Kenny. My cramps are never happy crampers. :bigsmile: :lol:
 
Loaded weapon.

Midol doesn't work nearly as well as my 800 milligram Motrin.
 
Midol works like a dream for me... maybe that's why i'm the only one who thought kenny was funny. :bigsmile:
 
Gypsy|1314939076|3008058 said:
Loaded weapon.

Midol doesn't work nearly as well as my 800 milligram Motrin.

Or my 4, 200 mg generic ibuprofen!

What's the joke about a woman with PMS who has GPS? (A b*tch who can find you? Something like that?) Now THAT one is funny!
 
Gypsy|1314939076|3008058 said:
Loaded weapon.

Midol doesn't work nearly as well as my 800 milligram Motrin.

Now we're talkin!
 
monarch64|1314940216|3008064 said:
Gypsy|1314939076|3008058 said:
Loaded weapon.

Midol doesn't work nearly as well as my 800 milligram Motrin.

Or my 4, 200 mg generic ibuprofen!

What's the joke about a woman with PMS who has GPS? (A b*tch who can find you? Something like that?) Now THAT one is funny!

hahahahahahhaahhaaha. Wait.....4200? no way.
 
Nah...I'd be dead like 100 times. I take four 200 mg ibuprofen when I have really bad omg-my-uterus-is-going-to-fall-out cramps. Whee!
 
monarch64|1314940444|3008070 said:
Nah...I'd be dead like 100 times. I take four 200 mg ibuprofen when I have really bad omg-my-uterus-is-going-to-fall-out cramps. Whee!

Yeah, I get tempted to ODcwhen I feel like that haha.
 
monarch64|1314940444|3008070 said:
Nah...I'd be dead like 100 times. I take four 200 mg ibuprofen when I have really bad omg-my-uterus-is-going-to-fall-out cramps. Whee!

I have those. I usually wonder if my ovaries are trying to pull an Alien.
 
ForteKitty|1314938243|3008047 said:
kenny|1314934437|3007988 said:
A Happy Cramper?
(Is that funny? I just made it up.) :?:
ahahaha.. i think it's funny :lol:
Thank you FK.
Your check's in the mail. :mrgreen:
 
kenny|1314934437|3007988 said:
A Happy Cramper?




(Is that funny? I just made it up.) :?:

Pretty funny...any other jokes??
 
centralsquare|1314942311|3008082 said:
kenny|1314934437|3007988 said:
A Happy Cramper?

(Is that funny? I just made it up.) :?:

Pretty funny...any other jokes??

No, I think it's the only joke I've "written", ever.
Maybe I'm be just a one-joke man. :(sad

Maybe I'll have it my only joke engraved onto my tombstone.
Gals walking by may get a kick out of it.
That would be kind of like never dying since I have no kids and ain't religious.
 
AGBF|1314937951|3008043 said:
princesss|1314937375|3008034 said:
AGBF|1314937171|3008028 said:
texaskj|1314935007|3007999 said:
Call her really pissed off, since Midol doesn't work worth a crap.

You know what works? Being post-menopausal. I waited for it all my life and it is one thing that is truly all it is cracked up to be.

AGBF
:lickout:

You can also give not ovulating a go! Haven't had a period in 2 years. It's looooooooovely (minus the terrible skin - but well worth the trade-off).

Decisions! Decisions! Oh, wait! We don't really get to choose between being post-menopausal and not ovulating, do we? I mean, if we are post-menopausal we are not ovulating, but that is not exactly by choice. So we only get to choose whether to ovulate or not (at a certain stage of life). Then that's it for choices. Better than in the past, but not as exciting as it sounded at first.

Deb
:saint:

I would call it a suffragette's dream. Controlling your ovulation.
 
Do women ovulate on a strict clock, or can you squeeze one out when you see a sexy guy?
 
kenny|1314943717|3008098 said:
Do women ovulate on a strict clock, or can you squeeze one out when you see a sexy guy?
If, by strict, you mean every 24-34 days, then sure!
 
manderz|1314944571|3008105 said:
kenny|1314943717|3008098 said:
Do women ovulate on a strict clock, or can you squeeze one out when you see a sexy guy?
If, by strict, you mean every 24-34 days, then sure!

Awww, guys can produce the magic cells on short notice, but women have to wait weeks?
Not fair!
 
AGBF|1314937951|3008043 said:
princesss|1314937375|3008034 said:
AGBF|1314937171|3008028 said:
texaskj|1314935007|3007999 said:
Call her really pissed off, since Midol doesn't work worth a crap.

You know what works? Being post-menopausal. I waited for it all my life and it is one thing that is truly all it is cracked up to be.

AGBF
:lickout:

You can also give not ovulating a go! Haven't had a period in 2 years. It's looooooooovely (minus the terrible skin - but well worth the trade-off).

Decisions! Decisions! Oh, wait! We don't really get to choose between being post-menopausal and not ovulating, do we? I mean, if we are post-menopausal we are not ovulating, but that is not exactly by choice. So we only get to choose whether to ovulate or not (at a certain stage of life). Then that's it for choices. Better than in the past, but not as exciting as it sounded at first.

Deb
:saint:

Or just get a Mirena IUD. I haven't had a period since I got mine. It's fan-FREAKING-tastic.

Ahem...I thought the joke was cute, but I like bad puns!
 
kenny|1314942659|3008085 said:
centralsquare|1314942311|3008082 said:
kenny|1314934437|3007988 said:
A Happy Cramper?

(Is that funny? I just made it up.) :?:

Pretty funny...any other jokes??

No, I think it's the only joke I've "written", ever.
Maybe I'm be just a one-joke man. :(sad

Maybe I'll have it my only joke engraved onto my tombstone.
Gals walking by may get a kick out of it.
That would be kind of like never dying since I have no kids and ain't religious.
Or gals walking by may just kick IT!

And just wonder how many menstruating women do you expect to be walking by your tombstone. I think you may be woefully disappointed.
 
I thought it was funny :cheeky: ...in theory, if Midol actually worked :(
 
kenny|1314943717|3008098 said:
Do women ovulate on a strict clock, or can you squeeze one out when you see a sexy guy?

We're not rabbits Kenny :)) .

For those who dont know rabbit cycles ...
"Rabbits do not have an ovulation cycle. It is the act of copulation that stimulates the female rabbit to ovulate so that she is constantly ready to mate as soon as she has dropped a litter."
 
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