herekittykitty|1314934822|3007994 said:I call my period "Shark Week". Much more appropriate.
texaskj|1314935007|3007999 said:Call her really pissed off, since Midol doesn't work worth a crap.
AGBF|1314937171|3008028 said:texaskj|1314935007|3007999 said:Call her really pissed off, since Midol doesn't work worth a crap.
You know what works? Being post-menopausal. I waited for it all my life and it is one thing that is truly all it is cracked up to be.
AGBF
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princesss|1314937375|3008034 said:AGBF|1314937171|3008028 said:texaskj|1314935007|3007999 said:Call her really pissed off, since Midol doesn't work worth a crap.
You know what works? Being post-menopausal. I waited for it all my life and it is one thing that is truly all it is cracked up to be.
AGBF
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You can also give not ovulating a go! Haven't had a period in 2 years. It's looooooooovely (minus the terrible skin - but well worth the trade-off).
kenny|1314934437|3007988 said:A Happy Cramper?
(Is that funny? I just made it up.)![]()
AGBF|1314937951|3008043 said:princesss|1314937375|3008034 said:AGBF|1314937171|3008028 said:texaskj|1314935007|3007999 said:Call her really pissed off, since Midol doesn't work worth a crap.
You know what works? Being post-menopausal. I waited for it all my life and it is one thing that is truly all it is cracked up to be.
AGBF
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You can also give not ovulating a go! Haven't had a period in 2 years. It's looooooooovely (minus the terrible skin - but well worth the trade-off).
Decisions! Decisions! Oh, wait! We don't really get to choose between being post-menopausal and not ovulating, do we? I mean, if we are post-menopausal we are not ovulating, but that is not exactly by choice. So we only get to choose whether to ovulate or not (at a certain stage of life). Then that's it for choices. Better than in the past, but not as exciting as it sounded at first.
Deb
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Gypsy|1314939076|3008058 said:Loaded weapon.
Midol doesn't work nearly as well as my 800 milligram Motrin.
Gypsy|1314939076|3008058 said:Loaded weapon.
Midol doesn't work nearly as well as my 800 milligram Motrin.
monarch64|1314940216|3008064 said:Gypsy|1314939076|3008058 said:Loaded weapon.
Midol doesn't work nearly as well as my 800 milligram Motrin.
Or my 4, 200 mg generic ibuprofen!
What's the joke about a woman with PMS who has GPS? (A b*tch who can find you? Something like that?) Now THAT one is funny!
monarch64|1314940444|3008070 said:Nah...I'd be dead like 100 times. I take four 200 mg ibuprofen when I have really bad omg-my-uterus-is-going-to-fall-out cramps. Whee!
monarch64|1314940444|3008070 said:Nah...I'd be dead like 100 times. I take four 200 mg ibuprofen when I have really bad omg-my-uterus-is-going-to-fall-out cramps. Whee!
Thank you FK.ForteKitty|1314938243|3008047 said:ahahaha.. i think it's funnykenny|1314934437|3007988 said:A Happy Cramper?
(Is that funny? I just made it up.)![]()
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kenny|1314934437|3007988 said:A Happy Cramper?
(Is that funny? I just made it up.)![]()
centralsquare|1314942311|3008082 said:kenny|1314934437|3007988 said:A Happy Cramper?
(Is that funny? I just made it up.)![]()
Pretty funny...any other jokes??
AGBF|1314937951|3008043 said:princesss|1314937375|3008034 said:AGBF|1314937171|3008028 said:texaskj|1314935007|3007999 said:Call her really pissed off, since Midol doesn't work worth a crap.
You know what works? Being post-menopausal. I waited for it all my life and it is one thing that is truly all it is cracked up to be.
AGBF
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You can also give not ovulating a go! Haven't had a period in 2 years. It's looooooooovely (minus the terrible skin - but well worth the trade-off).
Decisions! Decisions! Oh, wait! We don't really get to choose between being post-menopausal and not ovulating, do we? I mean, if we are post-menopausal we are not ovulating, but that is not exactly by choice. So we only get to choose whether to ovulate or not (at a certain stage of life). Then that's it for choices. Better than in the past, but not as exciting as it sounded at first.
Deb
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If, by strict, you mean every 24-34 days, then sure!kenny|1314943717|3008098 said:Do women ovulate on a strict clock, or can you squeeze one out when you see a sexy guy?
manderz|1314944571|3008105 said:If, by strict, you mean every 24-34 days, then sure!kenny|1314943717|3008098 said:Do women ovulate on a strict clock, or can you squeeze one out when you see a sexy guy?
AGBF|1314937951|3008043 said:princesss|1314937375|3008034 said:AGBF|1314937171|3008028 said:texaskj|1314935007|3007999 said:Call her really pissed off, since Midol doesn't work worth a crap.
You know what works? Being post-menopausal. I waited for it all my life and it is one thing that is truly all it is cracked up to be.
AGBF
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You can also give not ovulating a go! Haven't had a period in 2 years. It's looooooooovely (minus the terrible skin - but well worth the trade-off).
Decisions! Decisions! Oh, wait! We don't really get to choose between being post-menopausal and not ovulating, do we? I mean, if we are post-menopausal we are not ovulating, but that is not exactly by choice. So we only get to choose whether to ovulate or not (at a certain stage of life). Then that's it for choices. Better than in the past, but not as exciting as it sounded at first.
Deb
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Or gals walking by may just kick IT!kenny|1314942659|3008085 said:centralsquare|1314942311|3008082 said:kenny|1314934437|3007988 said:A Happy Cramper?
(Is that funny? I just made it up.)![]()
Pretty funny...any other jokes??
No, I think it's the only joke I've "written", ever.
Maybe I'm be just a one-joke man.![]()
Maybe I'll have it my only joke engraved onto my tombstone.
Gals walking by may get a kick out of it.
That would be kind of like never dying since I have no kids and ain't religious.
kenny|1314943717|3008098 said:Do women ovulate on a strict clock, or can you squeeze one out when you see a sexy guy?