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herekittykitty|1314934822|3007994 said:I call my period "Shark Week". Much more appropriate.
texaskj|1314935007|3007999 said:Call her really pissed off, since Midol doesn't work worth a crap.
AGBF|1314937171|3008028 said:texaskj|1314935007|3007999 said:Call her really pissed off, since Midol doesn't work worth a crap.
You know what works? Being post-menopausal. I waited for it all my life and it is one thing that is truly all it is cracked up to be.
AGBF
princesss|1314937375|3008034 said:AGBF|1314937171|3008028 said:texaskj|1314935007|3007999 said:Call her really pissed off, since Midol doesn't work worth a crap.
You know what works? Being post-menopausal. I waited for it all my life and it is one thing that is truly all it is cracked up to be.
AGBF
You can also give not ovulating a go! Haven't had a period in 2 years. It's looooooooovely (minus the terrible skin - but well worth the trade-off).
kenny|1314934437|3007988 said:A Happy Cramper?
(Is that funny? I just made it up.)
AGBF|1314937951|3008043 said:princesss|1314937375|3008034 said:AGBF|1314937171|3008028 said:texaskj|1314935007|3007999 said:Call her really pissed off, since Midol doesn't work worth a crap.
You know what works? Being post-menopausal. I waited for it all my life and it is one thing that is truly all it is cracked up to be.
AGBF
You can also give not ovulating a go! Haven't had a period in 2 years. It's looooooooovely (minus the terrible skin - but well worth the trade-off).
Decisions! Decisions! Oh, wait! We don't really get to choose between being post-menopausal and not ovulating, do we? I mean, if we are post-menopausal we are not ovulating, but that is not exactly by choice. So we only get to choose whether to ovulate or not (at a certain stage of life). Then that's it for choices. Better than in the past, but not as exciting as it sounded at first.
Deb
Gypsy|1314939076|3008058 said:Loaded weapon.
Midol doesn't work nearly as well as my 800 milligram Motrin.
Gypsy|1314939076|3008058 said:Loaded weapon.
Midol doesn't work nearly as well as my 800 milligram Motrin.
monarch64|1314940216|3008064 said:Gypsy|1314939076|3008058 said:Loaded weapon.
Midol doesn't work nearly as well as my 800 milligram Motrin.
Or my 4, 200 mg generic ibuprofen!
What's the joke about a woman with PMS who has GPS? (A b*tch who can find you? Something like that?) Now THAT one is funny!
monarch64|1314940444|3008070 said:Nah...I'd be dead like 100 times. I take four 200 mg ibuprofen when I have really bad omg-my-uterus-is-going-to-fall-out cramps. Whee!
monarch64|1314940444|3008070 said:Nah...I'd be dead like 100 times. I take four 200 mg ibuprofen when I have really bad omg-my-uterus-is-going-to-fall-out cramps. Whee!
Thank you FK.ForteKitty|1314938243|3008047 said:ahahaha.. i think it's funnykenny|1314934437|3007988 said:A Happy Cramper?
(Is that funny? I just made it up.)
kenny|1314934437|3007988 said:A Happy Cramper?
(Is that funny? I just made it up.)
centralsquare|1314942311|3008082 said:kenny|1314934437|3007988 said:A Happy Cramper?
(Is that funny? I just made it up.)
Pretty funny...any other jokes??
AGBF|1314937951|3008043 said:princesss|1314937375|3008034 said:AGBF|1314937171|3008028 said:texaskj|1314935007|3007999 said:Call her really pissed off, since Midol doesn't work worth a crap.
You know what works? Being post-menopausal. I waited for it all my life and it is one thing that is truly all it is cracked up to be.
AGBF
You can also give not ovulating a go! Haven't had a period in 2 years. It's looooooooovely (minus the terrible skin - but well worth the trade-off).
Decisions! Decisions! Oh, wait! We don't really get to choose between being post-menopausal and not ovulating, do we? I mean, if we are post-menopausal we are not ovulating, but that is not exactly by choice. So we only get to choose whether to ovulate or not (at a certain stage of life). Then that's it for choices. Better than in the past, but not as exciting as it sounded at first.
Deb
If, by strict, you mean every 24-34 days, then sure!kenny|1314943717|3008098 said:Do women ovulate on a strict clock, or can you squeeze one out when you see a sexy guy?
manderz|1314944571|3008105 said:If, by strict, you mean every 24-34 days, then sure!kenny|1314943717|3008098 said:Do women ovulate on a strict clock, or can you squeeze one out when you see a sexy guy?
AGBF|1314937951|3008043 said:princesss|1314937375|3008034 said:AGBF|1314937171|3008028 said:texaskj|1314935007|3007999 said:Call her really pissed off, since Midol doesn't work worth a crap.
You know what works? Being post-menopausal. I waited for it all my life and it is one thing that is truly all it is cracked up to be.
AGBF
You can also give not ovulating a go! Haven't had a period in 2 years. It's looooooooovely (minus the terrible skin - but well worth the trade-off).
Decisions! Decisions! Oh, wait! We don't really get to choose between being post-menopausal and not ovulating, do we? I mean, if we are post-menopausal we are not ovulating, but that is not exactly by choice. So we only get to choose whether to ovulate or not (at a certain stage of life). Then that's it for choices. Better than in the past, but not as exciting as it sounded at first.
Deb
Or gals walking by may just kick IT!kenny|1314942659|3008085 said:centralsquare|1314942311|3008082 said:kenny|1314934437|3007988 said:A Happy Cramper?
(Is that funny? I just made it up.)
Pretty funny...any other jokes??
No, I think it's the only joke I've "written", ever.
Maybe I'm be just a one-joke man.
Maybe I'll have it my only joke engraved onto my tombstone.
Gals walking by may get a kick out of it.
That would be kind of like never dying since I have no kids and ain't religious.
kenny|1314943717|3008098 said:Do women ovulate on a strict clock, or can you squeeze one out when you see a sexy guy?