Vibrating anal beads allegedly helped 19-yr old player beat Chess world champ

[kenny]

You read that right.

I love bizarre news stories!
This is the bizarrest!

Chess scandal: Out with anal beads, in with cheating accusations

The scandal rocking the chess world continues, as World Champion Magnus Carlsen openly accuses 19-year-old grandmaster Hans Niemann of cheating in full statement...

www.euronews.com

 

[Autumn in New England]

I don't see how the league could possibly police this.

 

[kenny]

Naked playing?

Cavity searches?

 

[Autumn in New England]

Naked playing?

Cavity searches?

Hey, maybe he's found a truly holistic approach to improving concentration and energy during tournaments. "Well my opponent just downed 5 Red Bulls, 3 espresso shots, and some Adderall, so...?"

 

[Autumn in New England]

 

[Autumn in New England]

We're going to get in trouble with this thread, Ken.

 

[kenny]

We're going to get in trouble with this thread, Ken.

And how exactly did you come to know that?
Is WiFi sending coded vibrations to your special nono place?

 

[kenny]

Wow!

Hans Niemann sues Magnus Carlsen for $100 million, accusing him of defamation

The 19-year-old chess grandmaster says the world champion has mounted a libelous campaign against him since Niemann defeated Carlsen in September.

www.npr.org

 

[lovedogs]

Hahahahaha I love this thread and the drama I just spent 30 min reading about

 

[monarch64]

Listen, after I heard that teens were soaking tampons in vodka and inserting them, nothing surprises me.

 

[Daisys and Diamonds]

waaaaaaay tooooooooo much information