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A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out the
local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
No," she replied, "I''m sorry it isn''t."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.
Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully
unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this IS a
union house. We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
The girls get $80 and the house gets $20." "That''s more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I''d like her," he said.
I''m sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority
and she''s next."
local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
No," she replied, "I''m sorry it isn''t."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.
Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully
unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this IS a
union house. We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
The girls get $80 and the house gets $20." "That''s more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I''d like her," he said.
I''m sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority
and she''s next."