Underwear Question

[MissMina]

Two Words
Tea Room

 

[Lynn B]

LOL!

This thread is soooo funny!

I forgot to mention in my winkie flap story that my (newbie-to-little-boys) mother was fishing through the fly for my 2-year old son's winkie, with her index finger, using it like a crochet hook!!! Now isn't THAT a visual???!!!

 

[pennquaker09]

Date: 6/16/2010 4:23:21 PM
Author: AprilBaby
Interesting...I have never once thought about another woman in the restroom being gay. Why do men wonder if other men are?

Insecure guys are the only ones with that problem. Personally, I'm not inclined to lust/pine after straight men, there's no point, I feel like my self worth is better than that, but that's just me.

 

[Cehrabehra]

Date: 6/16/2010 6:59:44 PM
Author: pennquaker09

Date: 6/16/2010 4:23:21 PM

Author: AprilBaby

Interesting...I have never once thought about another woman in the restroom being gay. Why do men wonder if other men are?

Insecure guys are the only ones with that problem. Personally, I''m not inclined to lust/pine after straight men, there''s no point, I feel like my self worth is better than that, but that''s just me.

I dunno Penn - if I were you I''d be very afraid! One of those straight men might look over the boundary at you and infect you with his straightness!!

 

[Cehrabehra]

okay here is the pic I was talking about - the top one is the view from the stall... you can see our car and driver through the window. The bottom one is one I took from outside looking in the window. Seriously - this is all eye level and clear glass lol Can you imagine what a fishbowl it is at night??

 

[arjunajane]

Not sure if it''s already been said, but I got around to asking Fi about his "method" and he said he usually he takes it out through the bottom of the shorts'' leg..
fwiw, he wears the stretchy cotton boxer/brief shorts most of the time..
Also sometimes does the over the waistband method.

He said he doesn''t ever use the "wiener flap" (lol) as it is too much trouble.
Oh and also undo belt and jeans first, don''t pull through the fly.
Does that cover it all? ha ha..

Funny, in ~5 years of living together had never had such a chat

As to public bathrooms, he says he tries to use the stalls where ever possible..I think I would too if I were a bloke

 

[luv2sparkle]

This is the funniest thread. At my house we call it the ''escape hatch''.

 

[JonnyL]

Ok, Thought I would weigh in here... I don''t think I have ever used the pickle holder, escape hatch, wiener flap or whatever else you want to call it

Over the top is just typical from what I know. I am not sure that I have ever heard of any guy using the "flap" in regular briefs or boxer briefs. Boxers are much different, as it is just a slot and much more loose. That I have used the "flap" for.

And as far as men looking at men in the restroom or talking or whatever... well here is a little tutorial on the etiquette for those of you who would like to waste 10 minutes of your life

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw

Cheers!

 

[LGK]

I still remember dying of laughter when, when hanging out with a big group of friends in my teen years, one of the boys went on a lengthy rant about the uselessness of the "flap". It was pretty memorable- as a girl of course it had never occured to me how weirdly designed tighty whities actually are. I still remember him saying in a truly offended tone, "Nobody can pee with their unit squished into a z-shape! Its impossible!"

DH got accosted in the mens room the other day mid-pee. Some guy struck up a conversation about his hair, and DH's possible opinion on whether or not he ought to shave his head (DH shaves his). He was so weirded out by the utter breach of boy bathroom etiquette he must have brought it up about a half dozen times since! Kind of an awkward moment to decide to chat I guess.

Hilarious thread! The "pickle pocket" story was absolutely mind bogglingly funny, and Lynn- Indeed that is quite a visual!

 

[katamari]

Date: 6/16/2010 10:06:54 PM
Author: Cehrabehra
okay here is the pic I was talking about - the top one is the view from the stall... you can see our car and driver through the window. The bottom one is one I took from outside looking in the window. Seriously - this is all eye level and clear glass lol Can you imagine what a fishbowl it is at night??

Wow!

 

[Amandine]

I just have to say I love this thread. Been laughing the whole way through. DH agrees on all the man bathroom rules. Too funny!

 

[TooPatient]

Date: 6/17/2010 2:38:12 PM
Author: JonnyL
Ok, Thought I would weigh in here... I don''t think I have ever used the pickle holder, escape hatch, wiener flap or whatever else you want to call it

Over the top is just typical from what I know. I am not sure that I have ever heard of any guy using the ''flap'' in regular briefs or boxer briefs. Boxers are much different, as it is just a slot and much more loose. That I have used the ''flap'' for.

And as far as men looking at men in the restroom or talking or whatever... well here is a little tutorial on the etiquette for those of you who would like to waste 10 minutes of your life

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw

Cheers!

That is GREAT!

 

[joflier]

This thread reminded me of back when I was in high school. I think it was American Eagle that started it. They came out with a line of panties that resembled men''s briefs. They had a faux winky flap that went to nowhere. I just remember my girlfriend seeing these and literally shouting "OH MY GOD!!!!! BOY UNDERWEAR!!!! I LOVE BOY UNDERWEAR!!!!!" I think we all bought several pairs. I still have them. Fake flappy thing and all! Gotta admit, they were pretty cute. Started an undie trend for our school, apparently.

 

[jewelerman]

One of the best threads Ive read on price scope, very funny stuff...the pickle story is one of the best.I have never used the opening.The before mentioned pull down method works just fine.actually read a thread like this a few years ago on a watch web site that asked how many men sat down to pee rather then stand...about 40 percent said they did both.When i was in a wheelchair i thought it would be hard to learn to pee sitting down...it didn''t matter after awhile.I had a boss once that said he sits when hes wearing an expensive suit because it saves him on dry cleaning bills and having to fight the suit pants from falling down.

 

[treefrog]

So... I'm at work and make a visit to the men's room. There are two urinals, separated by a partial divider. The left urinal is occupied. I've studied the logic in the urinal game and was armed with comments from this thread. Logically, I choose the unoccupied right urinal. I make my approach, all is looking good. As I'm unzipping, the guy on the left puts his hand on the top of the urinal partition between us.

There was no aborting at that point. I continued staring straight ahead but I was totally freaked. Who in the world needs to put their hand on the partition, particularly cupped over the top? Did he have to go so bad, he was stabilizing himself? Was he drunk and had to hold on?

I don't know who it was. Per protocol, I never turned my head. I don't want to know.

I think I need counseling/therapy.

Treefrog

 

[TooPatient]

Date: 6/24/2010 4:11:10 PM
Author: treefrog
So... I''m at work and make a visit to the men''s room. There are two urinals, separated by a partial divider. The left urinal is occupied. I''ve studied the logic in the urinal game and was armed with comments from this thread. Logically, I choose the unoccupied right urinal. I make my approach, all is looking good. As I''m unzipping, the guy on the left puts his hand on the top of the urinal partition between us.

There was no aborting at that point. I continued staring straight ahead but I was totally freaked. Who in the world needs to put their hand on the partition, particularly cupped over the top? Did he have to go so bad, he was stabilizing himself? Was he drunk and had to hold on?

I don''t know who it was. Per protocol, I never turned my head. I don''t want to know.

I think I need counseling/therapy.

Treefrog

This thread is great. Interesting. Informative.


FI seems to have some strange rules of his own --

talking at sink is okay
Going to urinal directly next to an occupied one is okay -- as long as you know the person

(I shared the rules posted on this thread so maybe the end of civilization won''t be his fault

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