Underwear Question

[kenny]

Hahaha.

 

[Dee*Jay]

Date: 6/15/2010 4:40:22 PM
Author: somethingshiny

eta~ no lesbian anxiety for women. We give each other tp, tampons, diapers and hand sanitizer. We pull down the towel for the dripping-handed lady behind us and we hold the door with our foot so she doesn't have to touch it either.

Wait -- you mean all the women who have shared tp/tampons/hand sanitizer, handed me a towel, and held the door for me WEREN'T trying to pick me up? Damn!

 

[TooPatient]

What do men''s restrooms look like anyway?

I haven''t been in one for awhile. (used to clean a church)


They have dividers? FI always looks confused when I come out commenting about the pretty flowers, countertop waterfall, couches, antique wooden benches, hand lotion, etc.

 

[kenny]

I've never seen a men's room with pretty flowers, countertop waterfall, couches, antique wooden benches or hand lotion.

Men's rooms are utilitarian.
Get in and get out fast.

 

[Autumnovember]

I asked SO out of the blue just now and he said "well if I had to call it anything ....I guess the pee hole" I said, "Do you ever use it?" He said, "no never, why? why are you asking?" and asked why about 50 more times...all I could do was laugh

 

[MissMina]

Regarding men''s use of TP after micturating.
Do they or don''t they?
I have heard rumors...........

 

[TooPatient]

Date: 6/15/2010 5:14:54 PM
Author: MissMina
Regarding men''s use of TP after micturating.
Do they or don''t they?
I have heard rumors...........

Interesting question.

Under what circumstances do men use TP? Do men use TP?

 

[sunnyd]

Date: 6/15/2010 5:14:54 PM
Author: MissMina
Regarding men''s use of TP after micturating.
Do they or don''t they?
I have heard rumors...........

Micturating?

Is that pee? No they don''t. The benefits of having a shake-able unit!

 

[MissMina]

That''s a nursing term
I taught my DS to use TP thinking it was the
norm then was told by some that it wasn''t........

 

[Iowa Lizzy]

I started texting FI all sorts of questions about the magic stick and whether it goes through the flap or over the top (he wears boxer briefs). He told me it depends on what he's wearing. If he's wearing a suit, he goes through the flap and zipper, if it's jeans, it's always over the top. It doesn't matter if he's at home or in a public restroom, just depends on what he's wearing. He answered about 10 questions before he said "why on earth are you asking me about this!?!"

If men aren't supposed to chit chat while they're using the urinal, why do they always portray men doing it in movies and tv shows?

And if I were a guy, I'd TOTALLY look! How could you not?!? I mean, if I'm in a woman's locker room and there are topless women, I always sneak a peek! Nothing sexual, just curiosity. I'm sorry, but how can you NOT LOOK?!? It's RIGHT THERE!

 

[Iowa Lizzy]

Date: 6/15/2010 5:11:49 PM
Author: Autumnovember
I asked SO out of the blue just now and he said ''well if I had to call it anything ....I guess the pee hole'' I said, ''Do you ever use it?'' He said, ''no never, why? why are you asking?'' and asked why about 50 more times...all I could do was laugh

I read this wrong and thought your SO said "Why?..... Are you asking?" As in, "do you want to test out the wiener-flap?" I about died laughing.

 

[Autumnovember]

I agree...how could you NOT look?!!?!?!? If I''m walking down the street and I see a girl with a low top, I''m looking. If she has a nice ass, I''m looking. I''m not a lesbian...just curious!


I got a 40/60 on the test

 

[Autumnovember]

Oh and I have major public bathroom phobia. I hate it if I''m the only other person in the bathroom and people walk in and have to hear me peeing. Not happy

. Also, my best friend and I were in the bathroom and some girl just completely ripped two huge farts in a row. Of course, best friend and I could barely hold in our laughter as we both agreed that''s something you do at home. no questions asked.

 

[treefrog]

Date: 6/15/2010 5:00:35 PM
Author: TooPatient
What do men''s restrooms look like anyway?

I haven''t been in one for awhile. (used to clean a church)

They have dividers? FI always looks confused when I come out commenting about the pretty flowers, countertop waterfall, couches, antique wooden benches, hand lotion, etc.

I guess you could say they look kind of like a palace. There''s usually a celloist in the corner, a snack bar...

Ok, like kenny said... utilitarian. There is nothing in there to take a second away from the mission of getting out quickly.

 

[Shoopy]

Well, I can tell you that the men''s restroom where I work is quite lovely. The stalls have dividers, it is well kept, and they do have a couple of things on the counter top. I don''t know what exactly because by the time I looked at the counter I realized I was in the wrong restroom and ran out of there but it was an ok place.

 

[treefrog]

Date: 6/15/2010 6:02:51 PM
Author: Travel Goddess

And if I were a guy, I''d TOTALLY look! How could you not?!? I mean, if I''m in a woman''s locker room and there are topless women, I always sneak a peek! Nothing sexual, just curiosity. I''m sorry, but how can you NOT LOOK?!? It''s RIGHT THERE!

Topless women? What the heck are you all doing in there?!?!??? No wonder it takes women so long! I need to find a wig and investigate this...

You can''t look. Look straight ahead. Men can look up, straight ahead, or directly down. That''s it. There are no other options.

Treefrog

 

[charbie]

Date: 6/15/2010 6:02:51 PM
Author: Travel Goddess
I started texting FI all sorts of questions about the magic stick and whether it goes through the flap or over the top (he wears boxer briefs). He told me it depends on what he''s wearing. If he''s wearing a suit, he goes through the flap and zipper, if it''s jeans, it''s always over the top. It doesn''t matter if he''s at home or in a public restroom, just depends on what he''s wearing. He answered about 10 questions before he said ''why on earth are you asking me about this!?!''


If men aren''t supposed to chit chat while they''re using the urinal, why do they always portray men doing it in movies and tv shows?


And if I were a guy, I''d TOTALLY look! How could you not?!? I mean, if I''m in a woman''s locker room and there are topless women, I always sneak a peek! Nothing sexual, just curiosity. I''m sorry, but how can you NOT LOOK?!? It''s RIGHT THERE!

hilarious!! And I have to agree. Although, it was sooooo weird for me to live in Europe and everyone would use communal showers. Then again, when I finally was in a situation where I had to shower with my volleyball team, it was liberating!

DH strictly wears boxers. He uses unzips, unbuttons, and pulls his manhood through the fly. We''ve had this discussion before.

(I decided id use a different term for penis.)

 

[Lynn B]

HAHA, this thread is CRACKING ME UP!!!

I have a fly story!

My mother only had girls, so she had no experience with any boy things. Once she was babysitting my son when he was about 2 years old, and in the throes of potty training. He told her he had to pee so she took him to the bathroom, pulled down his pants, and starting fishing through the little fly opening of his underoos for his little... winkie. She said she couldn''t seem to find it/get it out of the fly opening, and he was giggling and just standing there letting her fish for it. Finally he said, "Gramma, why don''t we just pull my underoos down in the front like daddy showed me?"

 

[charbie]

Date: 6/15/2010 5:20:09 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 6/15/2010 5:14:54 PM

The benefits of having a shake-able unit!

SERIOUSLY!! Isn''t that so unfair? I wish we could shake.

 

[Dancing Fire]

Date: 6/15/2010 3:49:13 PM
Author: joflier
Ok, so if all the guys use the pull-down-flop-over method.......then WHY IS THE WINKY FLAP THERE TO START WITH??

for cooling off on hot summer days.

 

[Dancing Fire]

Date: 6/15/2010 1:24:08 PM
Author: Girlrocks
At my house it is called the ''pickle pocket''...

When my oldest daughters were 4, one of them decided she wanted to help me fold the laundry. She grabbed a pair of DH''s briefs, and stared very intently at the opening for a minute or two. Then she said (and I will quote word for word)

''This is daddy''s pickle pocket. He can put a whole pickle in there and when he gets hungry he can eat it. But wait, Daddy doesn''t like pickles. But you do Mommy! You can eat Daddy''s pickle!!''

i don''t get it.

 

[Dancing Fire]

Date: 6/15/2010 3:39:21 PM
Author: Dee*Jay
Wait -- before you even get to the... um... whatever you call that flappy thing, do men unbuckle their belts, unbutton their pants, unzip, and THEN get to the underwear part? Or do they actually fumble around and drag the whole thing out through the slit that's created by unbuttoning the pants and not undo the belt/buttons?

(Sorry if this is a stupid question, but I've never thought about ANY of this before, LOL!)

ETA: OK, I see a bunch of us are thinking along the same lines! Kenny, Penn, DF, com'on! Spill it! (No pun intended!)

with jeans...unbutton,unzip,pull down the underwear,then for some men (UNTIE THE KNOT) then pee.

 

[pennquaker09]

I just can''t get over this thread! It''s priceless.

The clear majority of my underwear don''t have the fly. I have some CKs that do. But just for visual effect, because pictures are always great, this is what I buy:

And, 99% of the time, I avoid public men''s rooms like the plague. Straight men are gross. Pee in the urinal, not on the floor!

 

[MissMina]

I don''t like looking at loins.

 

[Dee*Jay]

Oh dear god... my birthday is coming, I''ll take two. No gift wrapiing necessary...

 

[that_someone_special]

Date: 6/15/2010 1:24:08 PM
Author: Girlrocks
At my house it is called the ''pickle pocket''...


When my oldest daughters were 4, one of them decided she wanted to help me fold the laundry. She grabbed a pair of DH''s briefs, and stared very intently at the opening for a minute or two. Then she said (and I will quote word for word)


''This is daddy''s pickle pocket. He can put a whole pickle in there and when he gets hungry he can eat it. But wait, Daddy doesn''t like pickles. But you do Mommy! You can eat Daddy''s pickle!!''

oh my gosh... I am dying laughing!!!

 

[lizzyann]

I don''t know how I missed this thread till now considering this kind of topic just totally cracks me up.

I asked my DH about this topic and he just wanted to add two things....first off that he hates it when he walks into the mens room and there is a hairy man a$$ staring at him because for some reason this guy decided to drop his drawers to pee. And secondly, he hates it when he''s the only one in the bathroom using the urinal and some guy comes in and uses the urinal right next to him, then proceeds to fart very loudly and grunt. Ha!!!! I am laughing so hard right now that I am crying. He says the grunters are the worse!

On another note, I also hate using public restrooms for doing a #2. The worst is at work when you have to go back to work with the people who you were in the bathroom with. I used to go to a different floor to poop at work to avoid doing it in the bathroom on my floor at work. I love a good poop story! I actually think I have another one to add to my poop thread I started in FHH!

Thanks for the laughs everyone!!! You just made my night!

 

[Lynn B]

Date: 6/15/2010 8:47:19 PM
Author: MissMina
I don''t like looking at loins.

ROFLMHO!!!! Toooooooooooooo funny!!!

 

[Miss Sparkly]

Date: 6/15/2010 8:26:31 PM
Author: pennquaker09
I just can't get over this thread! It's priceless.

The clear majority of my underwear don't have the fly. I have some CKs that do. But just for visual effect, because pictures are always great, this is what I buy:

And, 99% of the time, I avoid public men's rooms like the plague. Straight men are gross. Pee in the urinal, not on the floor!

HAHAHAHA! Love this thread! I always wondered, "who the hell taught DH how to aim?" and EVEN WORSE he blows his nose in the sink after he goes. EEEWWWWWW

The pickle was so funny!

Oh, and this makes my day, one of my coworks filed a complaint with management committee about the bathroom smelling, in her own words, "like a bathroom" ROFL!

 

[kenny]

Date: 6/15/2010 8:26:31 PM
Author: pennquaker09
And, 99% of the time, I avoid public men's rooms like the plague. Straight men are gross. Pee in the urinal, not on the floor!

I know gay guys who are slobs too.
Just saying . . .

I think if you had wrote, "Gay men are gross" you would have gotten in trouble; so I think here on a forum we probably should resist the temptation to put down any group, even dominant ones.