Training Courses for women :)

[Iceman]

Training Courses
Women think they already know everything, but wait...training courses are now available for women on the
following subjects:
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don''t Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only

 

[TheDiamondangel]

Are you going to be teaching these courses?

 

[winyan]

< Training Courses
Women think they already know everything, but wait...training courses are now available for women on the
following subjects:
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before -- Something men could utilize also, especially during football games.

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits -- into something a bit more rewarding than a 1% savings account.
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits -- Going without the 30th rendition of how 'the big one' got away.
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game -- and dinner can wait till after the 6 o'clock news.
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too. -- and putting down the seat after use isn't part of a weight training regiment.
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His -- and her tweezers are hers, not for pulling nails out of walls.
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First. -- works both ways.
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking -- Especially when asked, "Do I look fat?"
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging -- works both ways
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire -- yup, right around the same time *you* hang up the cell phone.
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up -- how to pick it up, even if it means walking across the room.
12. Introduction to Parking -- men from rural areas need this one as well.
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space -- ditto
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat -- fact.
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter -- sure as long as you don't ask for bread as well (see Atkins)
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption -- at least, not while on Atkins
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People -- So the next time you tell me I gained weight I'm not supposed to look at your 45 inch waist?
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully -- works both ways.
19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His -- nope, not so long as you desire progeny.
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To -- because you never bothered to learn.
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have -- why not, with the addition of new 'accessories' like a 3 carat Assher.
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice -- 'dust' is made up mostly of skin cells, do you want your cells spread around the house?
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together -- ok, if you like pink underwear.
24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both -- It also needs to get washed occasionally
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only -- yup, cause we women aren't too lazy to get up to change a channel.

win

 

[Iceman]

I always enjoy the other view

too funny

 

[winyan]

*grin* Ice, I did have a bit of an addendum to #25.

25. TV Remotes: For Men Only -- yup, cause we women aren't too lazy to get up to change a channel...or else get another universal remote, so the lady of the house can switch to the VCR to watch her copy of the Emmy awards (fill in the desired tape here), instead of the 25th rendition of the tivoed Superbowl 30 (or in my case the 100 year anniversary of the Boston Marathon that SO is insisting on watching *again*.

win

 

[Iceman]

I find it humorous how Men and Women coincide together

They are defiantly two
different animals

 

[Mara]

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On 9/24/2003 8:24:18 AM winyan wrote:





*grin* Ice, I did have a bit of an addendum to #25.

25. TV Remotes: For Men Only -- yup, cause we women aren't too lazy to get up to change a channel...or else get another universal remote, so the lady of the house can switch to the VCR to watch her copy of the Emmy awards (fill in the desired tape here), instead of the 25th rendition of the tivoed Superbowl 30 (or in my case the 100 year anniversary of the Boston Marathon that SO is insisting on watching *again*.

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win...you just need another TV and TiVo. Each household should at least have TWO TiVos...it's a requirement