This one made me chuckle...

[Richard Sherwood]

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

 

[belle]

LOL!!
that sounds like something jack handey would say.
jack...a wise man.

 

[belle]

i decided take out my siggie that i have had for YEARS and put a scrolling list of ''deep thoughts''

thanks mr. handey!

 

[risingsun]

Belle~I love your deep thoughts.
Richard~lololololololol

 

[somethingshiny]

Belle~ That''s so cool! I have Deep Thoughts on my Google Homepage. I have to ponder one everyday!

 

[Richard Sherwood]

Oh, I love the Jack Handey thing. Thanks Belle.

 

[Ellen]

Date: 10/19/2007 12:01:34 PM
Author: risingsun
Belle~I love your deep thoughts.
Richard~lololololololol

Ditto.

 

[FireGoddess]

Love that joke Rich.

Belle, I SO WANT your Jack Handey siggie. I loved those Deep Thoughts moments on SNL. I have one of his Deep Thoughts books too!

 

[Richard Sherwood]

Here's another one...

"I made a lot of money in my lifetime. Most of it I spent on wine, women & motorcycles. The rest of it I just wasted."

 

[Lynn B]

LOL! I had never heard those!

Hey, Rich, if you have the time and feel like it, could you please check out my "Stud Upgrade?" thread in RT and give me your ever-so-coveted and always-appreciated professional opinion?!! Thanks!

Lynn

 

[Richard Sherwood]

Oh, you''re just sucking up to me so you can get my opinion, Lynne B.

I can read you like a book.

 

[Richard Sherwood]

Just looked at your studs on Rocky Talk, Lynne, and I am temporarily blinded.

You''ll be hearing from my attorney...