:} this one deserved a new thread....

[strmrdr]

King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash. His country had been at war with the Hittites for years. But he did have the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond at the time. So he decided to take it to Croesus the pawnbroker. When he asked for a loan, Croesus said, “I’ll give you 100,000 dinars.” The king quickly objected, “But I paid a million dinars for it. Don’t you know who I am? I’m King Ozymandias!” Croesus was unimpressed. He replied, “When you wish to pawn a star, it makes no difference who you are.”

 

[Love in Bloom]

You crack me up!

 

[Harriet]

Cehra and you crack me up. Thanks!

 

[Cehrabehra]

Date: 5/19/2007 3:34:02 PM
Author: Harriet
Cehra and you crack me up. Thanks!

hey look at that storm, I''m getting props in YOUR threads now hehehe I love your groaners

 

[Harriet]

John contributes his fair share of groaners.

 

[partgypsy]

My husband is getting suspicious. Lately whenever I tell him a funny joke he says "did you read that on Pricescope?"

 

[FireGoddess]

 

[strmrdr]

Date: 5/20/2007 8:34:51 AM
Author: part gypsy
My husband is getting suspicious. Lately whenever I tell him a funny joke he says ''did you read that on Pricescope?''

LOL