This may be the perfect holiday gift.

[kenny]

Apparently this is no joke ... even NPR is 'crazy about it'.
Kinda graphic ... but it makes sense.

Imagine, Nat King Cole playing on the old record player, "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire".
The extended family is gathered around the tree and sipping spiced cider as grandma opens this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q

 

[momhappy]

I've heard about it before - on Howard Stern.
Gross.

 

[kenny]

I've heard about it before - on Howard Stern.
Gross.

If it works, not having it is more gross.

 

[kenny]

I've heard about it before - on Howard Stern.
Gross.

Wait a minute!
YOU listen to Howard Stern!?!

 

[momhappy]

Yes, I do listen to Howard Stern.
And yes, I still think it's gross - I prefer not discuss private things in public and that's what makes it gross for me

 

[chemgirl]

I'm on a forum for people with colitis and they are all over this.

I have to admit, DH bought me a tall toilet for our anniversary and I'm not loving it. I might need one of these.

 

[Matata]

I have to admit, DH bought me a tall toilet for our anniversary and I'm not loving it

Ummmmm....I don't think I'd like a tall or short or any sort of toilet for an anniversary memento. Definitely a unique choice.

 

[chemgirl]

I have to admit, DH bought me a tall toilet for our anniversary and I'm not loving it

Ummmmm....I don't think I'd like a tall or short or any sort of toilet for an anniversary memento. Definitely a unique choice.

He isn't the best gift giver...

"But you spend so much time in the bathroom I thought you'd love a new toilet!"

Um thanks.

 

[Matata]

I have to admit, DH bought me a tall toilet for our anniversary and I'm not loving it

Ummmmm....I don't think I'd like a tall or short or any sort of toilet for an anniversary memento. Definitely a unique choice.

He isn't the best gift giver...

"But you spend so much time in the bathroom I thought you'd love a new toilet!"

Um thanks.

ROFL. But sending you hugs. Maybe you should have it studded with diamonds and gems, a carved emerald handle and solid gold seat fit for a queen.