The huge bulge in my speedos

[kenny]

 

[kenny]

What did you THINK I meant?

 

[Luckyeshe]

 

[kenny]

Wow! 50 views already.

. . . and the ladies are just speechless after staring at my bulging Speedos.

Seriously I like wearing these swimming gloves when I do laps.
It gives you more of a workout for your time and it keeps me from worrying about loosing iRock.

 

[sctsbride09]

Oh my goodness, my mind was in the gutter on this one..

 

[rockzilla]

Saw this thread heading on the main forum page...first thought:

"Dancing Fire? or Kenny?....hmmm, probably Kenny!"

So let''s just say I was right

 

[E B]

LOL, Kenny. Not bad. But Bowie did it better.

 

[kenny]

I don''t see any bulge at all in his glove.
Must be under a carat.

 

[cellentani]

I''m gonna try and keep a straight face here and say that I like the gloves - much better than rigid swim paddles. I''ve been doing a few laps myself this week, and man, it''s the best workout!

 

[Autumnovember]

 

[AGBF]

Date: 7/1/2010 9:25:26 PM
Author: kenny
What did you THINK I meant?


Well I was certain you didn't mean the obvious, or why post a sly thread about it? So I thought I was going to see your tummy
trying to escape your waistband. I am glad to know that, au contraire, this thread is actually a testament to your fitness.


Deb/AGBF

 

[Prana]

 

[Imdanny]

You swim with iRock?

 

[kenny]

Date: 7/2/2010 1:17:00 AM
Author: Imdanny
You swim with iRock?

iDo

 

[Dancing Fire]

Date: 7/1/2010 10:11:00 PM
Author: sctsbride09
Oh my goodness, my mind was in the gutter on this one..

women''s mind always in the gutter,why?

 

[charbie]

Date: 7/1/2010 10:23:34 PM
Author: rockzilla
Saw this thread heading on the main forum page...first thought:

''Dancing Fire? or Kenny?....hmmm, probably Kenny!''

So let''s just say I was right

HAHA!!!! EXACTLY what went through my mind.

 

[rhbgirl24]

HA! Like the gloves though......

 

[MissMina]

Kenny
You brought back memories of the French Moroccan boy I used to date. His parents managed an apartment complex and the sight of him and his five brothers lounging around the pool in their Speedos is forever burned on my retinas.

 

[somethingshiny]

Is it weird that I played the "what will REALLY be in this thread" game with myself before opening it? I knew it wasn''t gutter-worthy, but for the life of me I couldn''t figure out WHAT it would be. Clever thread title, Kenny. I''m actually surprised you take octavia for swims at all, at least she''s safe in your speedos!

 

[lknvrb4]

Date: 7/1/2010 10:33:59 PM
Author: kenny
I don''t see any bulge at all in his glove.

Must be under a carat.

I can''t stop laughing.

 

[Steel]

I would be so scared to swim with my diamond on; even in nifty gloves. Never mind swimming with your ring.

 

[TooPatient]

Date: 7/2/2010 9:17:02 AM
Author: somethingshiny
Is it weird that I played the ''what will REALLY be in this thread'' game with myself before opening it? I knew it wasn''t gutter-worthy, but for the life of me I couldn''t figure out WHAT it would be. Clever thread title, Kenny. I''m actually surprised you take octavia for swims at all, at least she''s safe in your speedos!

I did that too

Great way to keep iRock safe & get a workout too! Certainly far safer than leaving your amazing diamond in a locker room and hoping it is there when you get back.

 

[Cehrabehra]

Date: 7/1/2010 9:49:53 PM
Author: kenny
Wow! 50 views already.

. . . and the ladies are just speechless after staring at my bulging Speedos.


Seriously I like wearing these swimming gloves when I do laps.

It gives you more of a workout for your time and it keeps me from worrying about loosing iRock.

good call lol - when I swam laps with my stone I would sometimes stall out to look at it underwater lmao

 

[MonkeyPie]

Bwahaha - oh, kenny.

 

[radiantquest]

Very Clever. I thought to myself too it must be DF or Kenny. Glad it was the speedos worn on the upper half of the body. And you are right. That is some bulge.

 

[kenny]

Also, what makes my Speedos bulge is the hardest substance known to man.

 

[WinkHPD]

Date: 7/1/2010 10:30:57 PM
Author: E B
LOL, Kenny. Not bad. But Bowie did it better.

Yes, but at least Kenny''s bulge is totally as advertized!

Wink

 

[Laila619]

Bwahaha Kenny! You goof!

 

[jaysonsmom]

Date: 7/2/2010 12:59:37 PM
Author: kenny
Also, what makes my Speedos bulge is the hardest substance known to man.

Kenny, All I know is that your speedo bulge is way bigger than my husband''s bulge will ever be!
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He''ll only wear his half-rounded comfort-fit band....I''ve tried to get him a band with diamonds, he said no.

 

[kenny]

I have never a larger Speedo bulge on a man.

I would not be surprised if my speedo bulge is the largest (and being ten on the Moh's scale, the hardest) in the history of swimming.