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Some of the artists of the 60''s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.They include:
Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin'' a Flash.
Herman''s Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You''ve Got a Lovely Walker.
Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Roberta Flack---
The First Time I Ever Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash ---
I Can''t See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye ---
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations ---
Papa''s Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba---
Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore---
It''s My Procedure, and I''ll Cry if I want To.
And Last but NOT least...
Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again
Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin'' a Flash.
Herman''s Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You''ve Got a Lovely Walker.
Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Roberta Flack---
The First Time I Ever Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash ---
I Can''t See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye ---
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations ---
Papa''s Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba---
Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore---
It''s My Procedure, and I''ll Cry if I want To.
And Last but NOT least...
Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again