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This article had me laughing out loud at 6:30 this morning before any coffee. I can't imagine how funny it would be (will be?) to see a video of it. I wanted to share an excerpt from it here.
"Still, the night belonged to Ms. McCarthy, the star of 'Bridesmaids' and 'Ghostbusters,' who came out in thinning blond hair and an ill-fitting suit to play an aggressive, gum-chugging version of Mr. Spicer as he led a daily White House press briefing.
'I know that myself and the press have gotten off to a rocky start,' she said, starting off the session. 'When I say rocky start, I mean it in the sense of Rocky, the movie, because I came out here to punch you in the face. And also I don’t talk so good.'
As Mr. Spicer, Ms. McCarthy then told the press corps she would be 'apologizing, on behalf of you, to me, for how you have treated me these last two weeks.'
'And that apology is not accepted,' she added.
Discussing Mr. Trump’s recent announcement that he would nominate Judge Neil M. Gorsuch to the Supreme Court, Ms. McCarthy said, 'The crowd greeted him with a standing ovation, which lasted a full 15 minutes. And you can check the tape on that. Everyone was smiling. Everyone was happy. The men all had erections, and every single one of the women was ovulating left and right. And no one, no one was sad. Those are the facts forever.'
An addled Ms. McCarthy then read her own email password, and tangled with a New York Times reporter (played by Bobby Moynihan) who asked why Mr. Trump did or did not use the word 'ban' when describing his executive order prohibiting travelers from seven predominantly Muslim countries from entering the United States.
'You just said that,' she told the reporter. 'He’s quoting you. It’s your words. He’s using your words, when you use the words and he uses them back, it’s circular using of the word and that’s from you.'
When a Wall Street Journal reporter simply asked, 'Are you O.K.?' Ms. McCarthy charged at her with her podium and threatened, 'I will put you in the corner with CNN.' (The screen then showed a CNN reporter in a cage.)"
"‘S.N.L.’ Goes After Trump Again, With Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer...https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/05/arts/television/trump-snl-melissa-mccarthy-sean-spicer.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=first-column-region®ion=top-news&WT.nav=top-news
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"Still, the night belonged to Ms. McCarthy, the star of 'Bridesmaids' and 'Ghostbusters,' who came out in thinning blond hair and an ill-fitting suit to play an aggressive, gum-chugging version of Mr. Spicer as he led a daily White House press briefing.
'I know that myself and the press have gotten off to a rocky start,' she said, starting off the session. 'When I say rocky start, I mean it in the sense of Rocky, the movie, because I came out here to punch you in the face. And also I don’t talk so good.'
As Mr. Spicer, Ms. McCarthy then told the press corps she would be 'apologizing, on behalf of you, to me, for how you have treated me these last two weeks.'
'And that apology is not accepted,' she added.
Discussing Mr. Trump’s recent announcement that he would nominate Judge Neil M. Gorsuch to the Supreme Court, Ms. McCarthy said, 'The crowd greeted him with a standing ovation, which lasted a full 15 minutes. And you can check the tape on that. Everyone was smiling. Everyone was happy. The men all had erections, and every single one of the women was ovulating left and right. And no one, no one was sad. Those are the facts forever.'
An addled Ms. McCarthy then read her own email password, and tangled with a New York Times reporter (played by Bobby Moynihan) who asked why Mr. Trump did or did not use the word 'ban' when describing his executive order prohibiting travelers from seven predominantly Muslim countries from entering the United States.
'You just said that,' she told the reporter. 'He’s quoting you. It’s your words. He’s using your words, when you use the words and he uses them back, it’s circular using of the word and that’s from you.'
When a Wall Street Journal reporter simply asked, 'Are you O.K.?' Ms. McCarthy charged at her with her podium and threatened, 'I will put you in the corner with CNN.' (The screen then showed a CNN reporter in a cage.)"
"‘S.N.L.’ Goes After Trump Again, With Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer...https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/05/arts/television/trump-snl-melissa-mccarthy-sean-spicer.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=first-column-region®ion=top-news&WT.nav=top-news
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