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14 People Reveal Their Most Hilarious Embarrassing Moments and I Can’t Stop Laughing
Janene Dutt · October 26, 2021 ·We’ve all been there at one time or another. When you say something, or do something, that makes you just want to crawl into a hole and disappear. I once walked around a crowded shopping mall in December for HOURS with a 2 foot stream of toilet paper hanging out of my pants. I wasn’t aware of it until I got home and my husband took one look at me and said, “Oh, no. NO! Oh my God, you DIDN’T!!” as he was rolling around on the floor trying not to pee himself from laughing so hard. (At least I had toilet paper handy LOL)
But today, it’s MY turn to laugh. And laugh I did, at these honest and hilarious confessions.
“If you can laugh at yourself, you are going to be fine. If you allow others to laugh with you, you will be great.” – Martin Niemoller
#1 He definitely needs to find a new DMV…
@MatthewCappucci
The lady at the DMV took my picture for the license/registration. Then she asked “body type?” “Um, slim to average… I guess…?” “Of the vehicle.” “Oh.” *she laughs hysterically for 3 minutes* Now she is telling all her coworkers and I can never show my face here again.
#2 Oops!
While I was out walking the dog, I noticed a neighbour waving at me through their living room window. How nice! So I waved back rather enthusiastically. She was washing her window.
#3 Sounds like something I would say…
Went to get a haircut today. Barber: What do you do for a living? Me: I'm a writer, what about you? Barber: ......... I'm a barber We didn't speak for the rest of the haircut. I am happy to announce that I shall never be interacting with another human being again.
#4 has been deleted sorry.
#5 Oops…
Instructor: "Welcome to salsa class! Who's ready to learn how to dance?" Me, hiding tortilla chips bag: "There's been a misunderstanding."
#6 Seems like an appropriate response LOL…
I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me. Apparently he waved to an other woman. So to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I am now in Poland starting a new life.#7 Agreed. I would go into hiding as well…
I was at the airport and the TSA agent told me to scan my license face down, but I just heard “Scan your face down” so I put my face on the scanner and waited. I wish this was a joke but no, it happened and the TSA guy could not stop laughing and now I have to go into witsec.#8 Way to represent America LOL…
When my sister in-law was a waitress in Canada, she was taking drink orders from a group of Americans. They each ordered a glass of red wine. She suggested they choose a LITRE instead. They spoke among themselves and one man put up his hand and said - “I’ll be the leader.”#9 Aunt Gertie is disappointed in you, Mark…
Accidentally connected my Fitbit account to Facebook and now everyone knows I only walked 13 steps yesterday.#10 I’m sure that happens all the time. Or maybe not…
I was holding my cat in my arms so the vet could give him an injection. My cat was struggling and frightened so I bent and kissed his head to comfort him, only it wasn’t his head, the vet had gripped his neck ready to inject and I kissed the back of the vet’s hand#11 Maybe she would’ve sold you her jacket…
In other news, I just tried on a jacket in TK Maxx. A jacket belonging to a girl who was trying on another jacket. Mortified. Thats all for now.#12 I love these three responses to Andy Ryan’s confession on Twitter…
I was in a park and a lady loudly called out "Anyone who wants an ice cream come over here". I headed over with several others. She handed out ices to them all then asked me "Who are you?". I realised the rest were all her family. 30 years later I still cringe.Response one. I pulled over to check out a garage sale in my neighborhood. Bunch of folks were sitting out front in lawn chairs, but as I walked up the driveway, they looked at me strangely. Finally I realized this was not a garage sale, just people sitting outside their messy garage. CRINGE.
#13
I was in a park and a lady loudly called out "Anyone who wants an ice cream come over here". I headed over with several others. She handed out ices to them all then asked me "Who are you?". I realised the rest were all her family. 30 years later I still cringe.Response Two. Seven years ago I got into a taxi and asked to be dropped off three miles away. At the end of the journey when I went to pay, I realised it was not a taxi. I’m still cringing.
#14
I was in a park and a lady loudly called out "Anyone who wants an ice cream come over here". I headed over with several others. She handed out ices to them all then asked me "Who are you?". I realised the rest were all her family. 30 years later I still cringe.Response Three. When I was 7 I was going back to school shopping for new shoes & I saw a pair of shoes next to a box on the floor so I tried them on & walked around in them & this girl looked at me absolutely horrified and told me to give her shoes back.