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kenny

kenny

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3695 Primrose Rd, South Lake Tahoe, CA 96150 | Zillow

3695 Primrose Rd, South Lake Tahoe CA, is a Multiple Occupancy home that contains 2116 sq ft and was built in 1962.This home last sold for $550,000 in June 2021. The Zestimate for this Multiple Occupancy is $763,800, which has increased by $763,800 in the last 30 days.The Rent Zestimate for...
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Wait what just happened there :shock:
 
Well that’s just creepy :oops2:
 
OMG, that's crazy
 
If having a sliding glass door to your garage so you can keep an eye on your car wasn't bad enough, the fact you need to fill the house with mannequins is just creepy. Thanks for sharing!
 
Zillow: Would you like to take a tour?


Is this a dare?
 
ItsMainelyYou said:
Zillow: Would you like to take a tour?


Is this a dare?
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I think they schedule the tours after dark on Halloween.
The little kids have to take the candy out of the hands of the ... uhm ... "residents".
 
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As a realtor for the past 17 years I've been in some weird sh!t... but... :eek-2:
 
What I can't get over is the one poor mannequin in the blue suit. His job is top hold the frame.
kenny said:
I think they schedule the tours after dark on Halloween.
The little kids have to take the candy out of the hands of the ... "residents".
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MMtwo said:
Would it be too much to ask for a cadaver dog sweep contingency?
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There's a dog in pearls in boudoir no.2
For the kind of money they're asking it should be complimentary.
 
OMG no words :eek-2:
 
I find it amusing that most of the pictures are average and then all of a sudden......

Growing up I used to sleep over my SIL’s house (brother’s wife, 18yrs older than me) and she had a room full of dolls, like every wall had shelves floor to ceiling with dolls. Even with the lights out you could still feel the eyes staring.
 
YadaYadaYada said:
I find it amusing that most of the pictures are average and then all of a sudden......
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That's because it's a duplex with two separate units, one upstairs and the other downstairs.

The ... uhm ... "interesting" renters live upstairs.
 
Yikes, messy downstairs, creepy upstairs. Good luck with that one realtor!
 
Tangentially though I have to wonder WTF was going through the realtor's head when he/she agreed to those listing photos?! I have washed many a dish, made an ungodly number of beds, cleared a mountain of lotion bottles and extraneous "stuff" off of bathroom vanities, stashed a Petco worth of dog beds and food bowls for listing pictures. Never In A Million Years would I ever DREAM of allowing a photo that looked even a fraction this bad go up! As for the mannequins... I honestly don't even know what I would DO if I walked into a place that had those in it. But I do KNOW I sure the he!! wouldn't put pics of them up on the web with my name associated with the property!!!
 
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Wowsers!! Mind boggling! Just makes you go, Hmmm??
I’d hate to pass a UV light over any square inch of this house.
I like at the end where it says “interested in touring this home?” Ummm, think I’ll pass.
Does anyone follow the IG page called “pleasehatethesethings”? It’s hysterical! Especially the commentary by the originator of the page, an interior designer. It highlights really bad interior design choices. It makes me lol every single time.
Just noticed she mentions this RE listing in one of her resent posts.
 
kenny said:
Careful Dee*Jay.
People might start to think you keep all of your fabulous mannequins locked up in your closet. :eek2:
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There are plenty of SKELETONS in my closet, but no mannequins! :cheeky:
 
Dee*Jay said:
Tangentially though I have to wonder WTF was going through the realtor's head when he/she agreed to those listing photos?! I have washed many a dish, made an ungodly number of beds, cleared a mountain of lotion bottles and extraneous "stuff" off our bathroom vanities, stashed a Petco worth of dog beds and food bowls for listing pictures. Never In A Million Years would I ever DREAM of allowing a photo that looked even a fraction this bad go up! As for the mannequins... I honestly don't even know what I would DO if I walked into a place that had those in it. But I do KNOW I sure the he!! wouldn't put pics of them up on the web with my name associated with the property!!!
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Careful Dee*Jay.
People might start to think you keep all of your fabulous mannequins locked up in your closet. :-o
 
LOL. :mrgreen:
 
Dee*Jay said:
There are plenty of SKELETONS in my closet, but no mannequins! :cheeky:
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So when you finally sell your home are you going to dress up all your skeletons and pose them around your place, wearing elegant evening gowns and high heels?

Your listing would go viral; clearly this one did.
 
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kenny said:
So when you finally sell your home are you going to dress up all your skeletons and pose them around your place, wearing elegant evening gowns and high heels?

Your listing would go viral; clearly this one did.
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I sure that WOULD make my listing to viral... but I think I'm going to skip that kind of publicity!
 
South Lake Tahoe, someone will probably snatch it up, do minimal interior repair and make a killing renting it, or tear it down and build something new. That's a hugely popular recreation area all year round.
 
The house reminds me of an old Twilight Zone episode where store mannequins come to life at night. On the positive side, you'd never be lonely in there with a house full of fancifully clad folks who don't make much noise....
 
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