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[kenny]

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[stargurl78]

Re: Scroll down for the comments below banana slicer listing

So funny!

Here is another good one that I think might have been posted here previously...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/BIC-For-Amber-Medium-Ballpoint/dp/B004FTGJUW/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

 

[wakingdreams53]

Too funny, all of them. Amazon has some people who take sarcasm to a whole new level

 

[VapidLapid]

The user photos are the best

 

[Rosebloom]

Hilarious! That's the best laugh I've had all day. Thank you!!

 

[Rosebloom]

Another goodie -
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001K3IXW8/ref=aw_cr_image

 

[tyty333]

Too funny! I love that everyone has such a great sense of humor!

 

[woofmama]

Very entertaining!

 

[Upgradable]

Here's my favorite so far:

2.0 out of 5 stars
Angle is wrong
I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.

 

[VapidLapid]

It is innovative, but still too much work! I will wait for the electric countertop version.

 

[0-0-0]

" Angle Was Wrong" Was Wrong, August 18, 2012
By H. Madison
I can't believe anyone could be so inept as to think that they couldn't slice their bananas because they bent "the wrong way." All that person has to do is to buy the model 571C Banana Slicer that is for bananas that bend the other way. Although I prefer left-bending bananas, I got both the 571B and the 571C so that when shopping, I don't have to have the hassle of finding bananas with the correct polarity. I hope "Angle Was Wrong" sees the light and removes that harsh one-star rating for this indispensable product duo.



J. LHeureux says:
I've come to hate reviewers like H. Madison - like that's your 'real' name! They think they are so smart and have to correct everyone else on the internet. But they just show how dumb they are. Like 'how do you spell UPS' type of dumb (it's really easy if you just mouth out the word silently to yourself like I do).

Anyway, they don't sell the 571C or BB model on Amazon. But I found out that sometimes they accidentally ship the 571C model in a 571B box. I ordered 4 of the 571B's and when I opened the boxes, 3 of them had the correct left bend. But when I opened the last one, right away I could tell they had made a shipping mistake and I actually got the right bend version.

So my advice is to keep ordering 571B, until you get one of the special ones with the 571C in it. If you keep getting the 571B, then you can just keep returning them. Amazon doesn't care.

 

[Gypsy]

Although much better than some of the earlier Hutzler designs (Hutzler 132 made my dishwasher smoke, 287 could only be used on one banana, 334 wasn't even banana-shaped and 440 was nothing but an orangutan), the 571 doesn't really improve much on the 560s to justify the price. In my opinion, they had all the kinks sorted out around 524ish and just keep issuing new models to prey on people who simply must have the newest model. (OK, so I'm one of them).

 

[kenny]

I'll betcha some of these funny sarcastic comments are written by the person selling the item.
Even if only 1 in 10,000 comment-viewers buy it that's a lot of sales.

 

[Shoopy]

This gave me such a good laugh. I laughed out loud at this one:

The people at Hutzler claim the following regarding the Banana Slicer 571:

1) Faster, safer than using a knife
2) Great for cereal
3) Plastic, dishwasher safe
4) Slice your banana with one quick motion
5) Kids love slicing their own bananas

While several of these are true, I'd like to call attention to number 2, "great for cereal." This is completely moronic. I have been trying to eat my cereal with this for several hours now, and have gotten NO WHERE.

 

[Enerchi]

I am loving the reviews!!! I'm tempted to order one... left or right, I'll just take my chances....

 

[gregchang35]

This is just too funny.

Kenny where do you get these from. your hangout posts suggests that you have plenty of interesting feeds into your inbox or you just so happen to know where to look!

 

[kenny]

I just hang out at a few fora with some alert people.
This stuff just makes its way around.

It also helps to have a warped sense of humor.

 

[gregchang35]

A forum junkie!!!!!