PScopers favorite quotes!

[midgirl]

Hey I thought it might be nice to have a collection of quotes! Put up your favorite quote(s)


The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.

 

[Mara]

mine is in my signature.

 

[marvel]

"My short skirt is not about you!" -Vagina Monologue

 

[E B]

Here are a couple of mine:

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." - Theodore Roosevelt

"The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor." - Margo Kaufman

 

[strmrdr]

there are 10 types of people in the world those that understand binary collections, those that dont, and those that dont care -- Storm - 1995

 

[ForteKitty]

 

[strmrdr]

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
-- Thomas Jefferson

 

[strmrdr]

"The Americans combine the notions of Christianity and of liberty so intimately in their minds, that it is impossible to make them conceive the one without the other."
-- Alexis de Tocqueville

How things have changed..... :{

 

[strmrdr]

"Liberty cannot be established without morality, nor morality without faith."
-- Alexis de Tocqueville

 

[strmrdr]

"Our contest is not only whether we ourselves shall be free, but whether there shall be left to mankind an asylum on earth for civil and religious liberty."
-- Samuel Adams

 

[strmrdr]

"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear."
-- George Orwell

But they have the right not to listen - Storm 2006 :}

 

[Dancing Fire]

IN GOD WE TRUST!!!.anybody else must pay cash.

 

[strmrdr]

"Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance."
-- Woodrow Wilson

 

[strmrdr]

"If a nation could not prosper without the enjoyment of perfect liberty and perfect justice, there is not in the world a nation which could ever have prospered."
-- Adam Smith

 

[ForteKitty]

"the wheels are turning, but the hamster''s dead"

 

[strmrdr]

"God grants liberty only to those who love it, and are always ready to guard and defend it."
-- Daniel Webster

 

[strmrdr]

"It will be found an unjust and unwise jealousy to deprive a man of his natural liberty upon the supposition he may abuse it."
-- George Washington

 

[strmrdr]

"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it."
-- George Bernard Shaw

 

[strmrdr]

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
-- Benjamin Franklin

 

[strmrdr]

"I know not what course others make take, but as for me: give me Liberty, or give me death."
-- Patrick Henry

 

[ForteKitty]

"He''s depriving a village somewhere of its idiot"

 

[strmrdr]

"Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for ''tis better to be alone than in bad company."
-- George Washington

 

[strmrdr]

"We live, in fact, in a world starved for solitude, silence, and private: and therefore starved for meditation and true friendship."
-- C.S. Lewis

 

[strmrdr]

"Never exaggerate your faults. Your friends will attend to that."
-- Francis Bacon

 

[strmrdr]

http://www.quotedb.com/

 

[strmrdr]

"The Goliath of totalitarianism will be brought down by the David of the microchip."
-- Ronald Reagan

 

[ForteKitty]

For everyone who has ever had an evaluation - or given one, just remember, it could have been worse.

These are actual quotes taken from Federal Government employee performance evaluations:

1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig."

2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."

3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be."

4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."

5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."

6. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead"

7. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

8. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

9. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

10. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better."

11. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."

12. "A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."

13. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."

14. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."

15. "He's been working with glue too much."

16. "He would argue with a signpost."

17. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."

18. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."

19. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other"


20. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."

21. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."

22. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."

23. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."

24. "He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it."

25. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."

26. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."

27. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."

29. "One neuron short of a synapse."

30. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."

31. "Takes him 2 hours to watch '60-minutes'."

32. "This person is a total pain in the j-as-per "

 

[strmrdr]

"The laws of gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love."
-- Albert Einstein

 

[Mara]

hahaha... storm enough with the liberty already!!!! WE GET IT!

Here's another few faves:

"I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth."

"I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public."

 

[ForteKitty]

my fave:

"It''s hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."