PSA 4 Men Only: SYPOYD Flowchart

[kenny]

You wouldn't think this should be necessary.

 

[AprilBaby]

 

[jordyonbass]

Geez so much more difficult than it should be, I am far too simple for this...

 

[PintoBean]

@kenny
Can you create a "should you pull out your diamond" flow chart?

 

[OoohShiny]

That flowchart falls over if you work as an actor in 'adult films' or are a stripper lol

 

[tyty333]

That's a good one!!!

 

[AGBF]

Oh, kenny! You cannot be so subtle in your thread headings! I almost didn't open this thread because I thought it was going to be a public service announcement to men about their health. Not that I should be unaware of men's health concerns. There are many men in my life about whom I care!

But sometimes you have to hit me over the head before I get something!

I am so glad I opened the thread eventually. Very, very funny!

Deb

 

[ksinger]

That's only the high level stuff. There is sub-process kicked off by getting to yes. Once to "Whip it out"...

Query user: do you want to take pictures of your dick?
No --> Enjoy the simple, un-photographed and thus perfectly legal pleasure of having your dick out.
Yes -- Query user: Do you have a device capable of taking pictures?
No --> Enjoy the simple, un-photographed and thus perfectly legal pleasure of having your dick
out.
Yes --> Query user: do you intend to send the pictures to anyone who is either under 18 or who
did not consent to receive them?
No --> Enjoy taking private pictures of your dick.
Yes --> Dick must be put away immediately! You understand what you're thinking of doing is probably illegal, definitely sleazy, and if done electronically, will never ever ever ever EVER be assured of privacy, right? (see Anthony Weiner) Finally, go out to Amazon, and buy the highest quality moral compass you can afford, to replace the one you lost or threw away.

 

[jordyonbass]

@kenny
Can you create a "should you pull out your diamond" flow chart?

After studying it for many days with greater minds than myself, using scientific laboratory equipment of the highest cost and talking in terms that are far too complicated while we all pretend to understand - us men have come to the conclusion that this flowchart also works for diamonds as well as dicks.

 

[kenny]

Thank you Ksinger for that help.

You ladies just don't understand that, when you're a man it's really hard to keep Mr. Johnson in is room.
He knocks hard to get out.
He's just a gregarious guy.

He tells me that deep down in their hearts every woman longs to meet him.
I'm trying to keep you all happy, but what about Mr. Johnson's feelings?
This is hard.

Good thing we have these flowcharts.

 

[PintoBean]

Hi @kenny

@jordyonbass sent me this pic and asked me to post it and say merry Christmas. He could have easily done it himself (you hear me? Jordy?)

 

[jordyonbass]

Aaagghhh @PintoBean I gave my permission but didn't actually think you would actually do it

 

[kenny]

Grreat pic ... but subject of this thread is missing.

 

[PintoBean]

Grreat pic ... but subject of this thread is missing.

Omg you just accomplished the impossible - you made me blush bahahahahahahahaha!

Kenny we need a pic of you and then we should photoshop you and Jordy and the other men of PS for a special holiday card Bahahahaha!

 

[kenny]

... Kenny we need a pic of you and then we should photoshop you and Jordy and the other men of PS for a special holiday card Bahahahaha!

Well, generally I like to protect my privacy.
But in the Christmas spirit, here you go.

 

[jordyonbass]

Grreat pic ... but subject of this thread is missing.

Ever seen an elephant's trunk hanging out a wizard's sleeve? That's when wearing just a t shirt

 

[kenny]

Ever seen an elephant's trunk hanging out a wizard's sleeve? That's when wearing just a t shirt

Well, then you'd better really follow that flowchart!

or

Whoa! Scared of you!

 

[PintoBean]

We always learn a lot from Kenny's threads!

 

[kenny]

Well, I do my best to keep this place sophisticated, cultured, and refined.