PS Silly Thread

[OUpearlgirl]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Hanger on??

Me??

You WISH you could be as cool as me!!

I don't even want to come to your party.

It smells like shit in here!

I'm out!!

*sniff sniff* (Nobody loves me, not one smidgen.) awful awful people!

Oh don't cry. You can join. But first you have to prove you can fit in here. I demand that you promise to offend at least one person in the next half hour. If you can do that, you are in.

And the smell of poop is coming from Holly.

Just get her talking about pound town.

 

[Upgradable]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Who let Blondie in??

 

[Maisie]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

I kew we should have put a security gate on. We are gonna get all kinds of riff raff in here.

 

[somethingshiny]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

<-------- Struts in with long black wig and red boots on, cocktail in hand.


Ahem, yeah, so I heard you guys were TRYING to party in here. Yeah, it's all over fb. You totally wouldn't know because you're not allowed in though. So you know. I just thought I'd drop by and see if I could help you spice things up. I hear your idea of a good time is talking about bodily functions. Totally gross. Anyway, Here's how we party where I come from.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAcstCYcZzQ

Oh, and if you really like to get off on the pain, my friend SS knows all about that stuff. You should totally ask her to come, she knows how to party.

See ya.

*swaggers out with a smirk

 

[Maisie]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

<-------- Struts in with long black wig and red boots on, cocktail in hand.


Ahem, yeah, so I heard you guys were TRYING to party in here. Yeah, it's all over fb. You totally wouldn't know because you're not allowed in though. So you know. I just thought I'd drop by and see if I could help you spice things up. I hear your idea of a good time is talking about bodily functions. Totally gross. Anyway, Here's how we party where I come from.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAcstCYcZzQ

Oh, and if you really like to get off on the pain, my friend SS knows all about that stuff. You should totally ask her to come, she knows how to party.

See ya.

*swaggers out with a smirk

Is that you being ridden by the cowboy?

 

[HollyS]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Hanger on??

Me??

You WISH you could be as cool as me!!

I don't even want to come to your party.

It smells like shit in here!

I'm out!!

*sniff sniff* (Nobody loves me, not one smidgen.) awful awful people!

Oh don't cry. You can join. But first you have to prove you can fit in here. I demand that you promise to offend at least one person in the next half hour. If you can do that, you are in.

And the smell of poop is coming from Holly.

Hey! I'll have you know that's Matata! She's the Poop Queen, Poop Mistress, Purveyor of All Things Poop. Get it right, already! Geez.

 

[Maisie]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Hanger on??

Me??

You WISH you could be as cool as me!!

I don't even want to come to your party.

It smells like shit in here!

I'm out!!

*sniff sniff* (Nobody loves me, not one smidgen.) awful awful people!

Oh don't cry. You can join. But first you have to prove you can fit in here. I demand that you promise to offend at least one person in the next half hour. If you can do that, you are in.

And the smell of poop is coming from Holly.

Hey! I'll have you know that's Matata! She's the Poop Queen, Poop Mistress, Purveyor of All Things Poop. Get it right, already! Geez.

Stop shouting at me. Don't you know how sensitive I am? I might have a breakdown right here and it would be all your fault!

 

[somethingshiny]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Oh, I was ridden by the cowboy, but we didn't film it. He loves it when I leave my boots on and strap in.

And, although you may thing the idea of getting it on with an animal is hot, you're pretty effing gross. I bet you trained your dog to lick you "there* *shudder* (ho dog)

 

[HollyS]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Hanger on??

Me??

You WISH you could be as cool as me!!

I don't even want to come to your party.

It smells like shit in here!

I'm out!!

*sniff sniff* (Nobody loves me, not one smidgen.) awful awful people!

Oh don't cry. You can join. But first you have to prove you can fit in here. I demand that you promise to offend at least one person in the next half hour. If you can do that, you are in.

And the smell of poop is coming from Holly.

Hey! I'll have you know that's Matata! She's the Poop Queen, Poop Mistress, Purveyor of All Things Poop. Get it right, already! Geez.

Stop shouting at me. Don't you know how sensitive I am? I might have a breakdown right here and it would be all your fault!

You super sensitve twit; have your breakdown. Be sure and report me. Go soak your head with the other Drama Queens.

 

[HollyS]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Oh, I was ridden by the cowboy, but we didn't film it. He loves it when I leave my boots on and strap in.

And, although you may thing the idea of getting it on with an animal is hot, you're pretty effing gross. I bet you trained your dog to lick you "there* *shudder* (ho dog)

I may be too much of a lady for this twist in the thread.

 

[somethingshiny]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

nudge nudge Holly

b!tch smack her

 

[somethingshiny]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Oh, I was ridden by the cowboy, but we didn't film it. He loves it when I leave my boots on and strap in.

And, although you may thing the idea of getting it on with an animal is hot, you're pretty effing gross. I bet you trained your dog to lick you "there* *shudder* (ho dog)

I may be too much of a lady for this twist in the thread.

OFFENDED! YESSSS!!! I'm totally in!!!

Wahoo!

 

[HollyS]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Oh, I was ridden by the cowboy, but we didn't film it. He loves it when I leave my boots on and strap in.

And, although you may thing the idea of getting it on with an animal is hot, you're pretty effing gross. I bet you trained your dog to lick you "there* *shudder* (ho dog)

I may be too much of a lady for this twist in the thread.

OFFENDED! YESSSS!!! I'm totally in!!!

Wahoo!

Oh, you were IN a while ago. We just let you think otherwise. 'Cause we're cruel.

 

[Maisie]

Re: Do you find it easy to 'agree to disagree'.....

Oh, I was ridden by the cowboy, but we didn't film it. He loves it when I leave my boots on and strap in.

And, although you may thing the idea of getting it on with an animal is hot, you're pretty effing gross. I bet you trained your dog to lick you "there* *shudder* (ho dog)

I may be too much of a lady for this twist in the thread.

OFFENDED! YESSSS!!! I'm totally in!!!

Wahoo!

 

[somethingshiny]

I bet you said that to him.

 

[Maisie]

I bet you said that to him.

Ohh you are so very common. Welcome to the family!

 

[HollyS]

So, where's Haven? I need more angsty poetry. Sorry, Shiny; yours was okay, but Haven knows her angst.

I feel the need to cringe. More rotten poems! More rotten poems! I love crappy creative writing.

 

[somethingshiny]

Hold on to your banana!



Ode to a Banana

Long, hard and ripe
Do you know what you do to me?

Your thick skin is easy to get through
I see your flesh and prepare

For the succulent taste
That lies within

As you enter my mouth
I close my eyes with pleasure

Your flavor will linger on my lips.

 

[HollyS]

Hold on to your banana!



Ode to a Banana

Long, hard and ripe
Do you know what you do to me?

Your thick skin is easy to get through
I see your flesh and prepare

For the succulent taste
That lies within

As you enter my mouth
I close my eyes with pleasure

Your flavor will linger on my lips.

Now, listen, ho. This is the silly thread. Not the **** thread.

I don't like 'ho'. Let's use trollop. Much more refined.

 

[somethingshiny]

You have such a dirty mind. It's an ode to a BANANA!!! It's descriptive in taste, texture and appearance. Obviously a banana.


Class much??

 

[HollyS]

You have such a dirty mind. It's an ode to a BANANA!!! It's descriptive in taste, texture and appearance. Obviously a banana.


Class much??

It was salacious, and you know it.
My having class, and a great deal of it, is how I know it's dirty. I can look down my long nose and see it for what it is. Trashy filth.

 

[Maisie]

TRASHY FILTH, TRASHY FILTH, TRASHY FILTH!!!

*sways to and fro like a member of a religious cult*

 

[somethingshiny]

Well, now I'm blushing. THANKS, Holly and Maise!!

Don't Leave the Backdoor Open

The backdoor
We all have one
and use it regularly but
Don't leave it open

Guests should not enter
through the backdoor
You'll be thought trashy
and called a whore

A polite woman
will only ever allow
entrance through the front
Of the back, she wouldn't know how

Leave the backdoor shut
when you know he'll be coming
show him the best
then he'll be humming.

 

[HollyS]

TRASHY FILTH, TRASHY FILTH, TRASHY FILTH!!!

*sways to and fro like a member of a religious cult*

We are intolerant of weirdo religions here.

 

[HollyS]

Well, now I'm blushing. THANKS, Holly and Maise!!

Don't Leave the Backdoor Open

The backdoor
We all have one
and use it regularly but
Don't leave it open

Guests should not enter
through the backdoor
You'll be thought trashy
and called a whore

A polite woman
will only ever allow
entrance through the front
Of the back, she wouldn't know how

Leave the backdoor shut
when you know he'll be coming
show him the best
then he'll be humming.

It was not my intention to encourage you to further debase yourself. Trollop.

 

[Maisie]

TRASHY FILTH, TRASHY FILTH, TRASHY FILTH!!!

*sways to and fro like a member of a religious cult*

We are intolerant of weirdo religions here.

Heathen.

 

[Maisie]

Well, now I'm blushing. THANKS, Holly and Maise!!

Don't Leave the Backdoor Open

The backdoor
We all have one
and use it regularly but
Don't leave it open

Guests should not enter
through the backdoor
You'll be thought trashy
and called a whore

A polite woman
will only ever allow
entrance through the front
Of the back, she wouldn't know how

Leave the backdoor shut
when you know he'll be coming
show him the best
then he'll be humming.

It was not my intention to encourage you to further debase yourself. Trollop.

TROLLOP..... TROLLOP..... TROLLOP.....

*writhing around with eyes rolling about in sockets...*

 

[HollyS]

TRASHY FILTH, TRASHY FILTH, TRASHY FILTH!!!

*sways to and fro like a member of a religious cult*

We are intolerant of weirdo religions here.

Heathen.

Nope. Intolerant Christian. Don't you ever backread ancient threads? I've been called everything AND a white woman, and surely you would know that I'm an intolerant Christian.

 

[somethingshiny]

I am simply advising etiquette when accepting company into your home. dirty ho!

A lady should always welcome guests through the front door, take their coats and offer a beverage. And, as we all know, some people hum when they are content. You seriously need to get over yourself and stop making everything I say dirty!!

 

[Maisie]

TRASHY FILTH, TRASHY FILTH, TRASHY FILTH!!!

*sways to and fro like a member of a religious cult*

We are intolerant of weirdo religions here.

Heathen.

Nope. Intolerant Christian. Don't you ever backread ancient threads? I've been called everything AND a white woman, and surely you would know that I'm an intolerant Christian.

Stop discussing religion or I am going to report you. Its not allowed. Stop blatantely flouting the rules for your own devious ends.