Post funny stuff here

[TooPatient]

.. I have this dirty dog problem at my house.

Yes!

 

[TooPatient]

Software developers/engineers....

 

[TooPatient]

Laughed so hard at this one of the dogs tried to save me...

 

[Matata]

Corny Jokes, gotta love 'em

What do you give a cannibal who shows up late for dinner?
A cold shoulder.

How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
He's always coffin.

What do you call a police officer in bed?
An undercover cop.

What did the pizza maker run from the mafia?
He owed them a lot of dough.

What streets do ghosts live on?
Dead ends!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes is a bad joke.

 

[Matata]

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[ksinger]

Software developers/engineers....

OK, Grumpy Cat and Dilbert got an out-loud guffaw.

 

[Matata]

Punny names

 

[Missy]

Meooow.

 

[Missy]

Woof.

 

[Missy]

I'm bored with this game woman and this diamond is still too small whether on my paw or head ...need bigger diamond please...I don't have all day.

 

[Dee*Jay]

This one made me laugh out loud. Thank you Missy!

 

[Missy]

This one made me laugh out loud. Thank you Missy!

Haha that was my favorite one too. We have to unite no matter how different we may be...

 

[Matata]

MISSY!!!! ROFL.

 

[Matata]

.

 

[Matata]

Voice recognition technology in a Scottish lift. Hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjOEokudZs4

 

[Calliecake]

All of these are hysterical!!!!

 

[lovedogs]

hehehehe, love Urban Dictionary getting in on the fun

Alternative Facts
1. When you know what you're saying is bullsh*t but you're going to present it as your version of reality anyways even if it is contrary to first hand accounts, photographic evidence, reputable reporting sources, and verifiable numbers given by things such as ticket sales or public transportation data

2. An attempt to gaslight the population in an effort to control the media and create propaganda by substituting something beneficial to the regime instead of reporting verifiable truths that paint a negative light on a subject.

"In an interview on NBC's 'Meet the Press,' host Chuck Todd pressed Trump senior adviser Kellyanne Conway about why the White House on Saturday had sent Spicer to the briefing podium for the first time to claim that 'this was the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration, period.'
'You're saying it's a falsehood. And they're giving -- Sean Spicer, our press secretary -- gave alternative facts,' she said.
Todd responded: 'Alternative facts aren't facts, they are falsehoods.' "
#alternative facts
by mozzy-o January 22, 2017

EDIT, even better is this one

 

[monarch64]

LD, that meme is simultaneously funny and sad.

 

[TooPatient]

I laughed too hard at this...

ETA: have to have a diamond joke...

 

[momhappy]

Saw this and thought it was funny

 

[december-fire]

I found this so funny and had to share.

 

[DAF]

I laughed too hard at this...

ETA: have to have a diamond joke...

It took a moment, but I got the resistance pic. So am I a nerd because I understood The Borg reference or because I knew what the piece of equipment is used for and the symbol it was set to?

 

[Cluless]

Make mine a double lol

 

[Missy]

 

[Matata]

 

[december-fire]

 

[december-fire]

 

[december-fire]

 

[Amy1007]

http://memesbams.com/dog-memes/