Amethyste
Ideal_Rock
- Joined
- Jul 7, 2003
- Messages
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I work with a bunch of slobs, with people who have no qualms about their hygiene rituals and ones that just lack good Ol' common sense and thoughtfulness!!!! Per Example:
When you chew Carrots, please close your mouth so I don't hear that "clack" all the time
when you drink coffee or hot soup, i shouldn't hear "slllllllllllllllllurp" 6 cubicles away from mine
When you take the last drop of coffee, please start another pot
When you makes a mess in the microwave or on the counter, don't leave it to the "ladies" to clean it for you
When you want cream in your coffee, bring your own instead of using someone else's, and leave a drop in there when you want some
when you go out and there's someone going in, hold the door open for them
when there is a paper jam in the printer, take care of it
when the printer is out of paper, please fill it
Please, don't clip all of your nails at your desk and pile the clippings on your mouse pad
Also, I don't want to see anyone cleaning their ears at their desk either. Go to the bathroom and do that there ... ok???
please don't leave your dirty dishes in the sink for days hoping someone will do YOUR dishes for you
Brush your hair when you come to work - no one wants to see bed head at work
Stop wearing shirts and skirts that leaves nothing to the imagination
Don't take your shower in perfume - it doesn't cover the normal BO
When you park your car, try to pull in straight rather than crooked and take 2 spaces for yourself
wash your hand when you come out of the bathroom
please don't bring in with you the newspaper to the public restroom and have a reading-pooping session. I thought guys did that
when you are done look around you and see if there isn't any "belongings" left on the toilet seat
please, flush your business when you are done - i'd like to have lunch
Can you please refrain from talking on the cell phone when you are in the restroom?
Fingers do not belong in nostrils
please... go ahead... add to the list!!!!
When you chew Carrots, please close your mouth so I don't hear that "clack" all the time
when you drink coffee or hot soup, i shouldn't hear "slllllllllllllllllurp" 6 cubicles away from mine
When you take the last drop of coffee, please start another pot
When you makes a mess in the microwave or on the counter, don't leave it to the "ladies" to clean it for you
When you want cream in your coffee, bring your own instead of using someone else's, and leave a drop in there when you want some
when you go out and there's someone going in, hold the door open for them
when there is a paper jam in the printer, take care of it
when the printer is out of paper, please fill it
Please, don't clip all of your nails at your desk and pile the clippings on your mouse pad
Also, I don't want to see anyone cleaning their ears at their desk either. Go to the bathroom and do that there ... ok???
please don't leave your dirty dishes in the sink for days hoping someone will do YOUR dishes for you
Brush your hair when you come to work - no one wants to see bed head at work
Stop wearing shirts and skirts that leaves nothing to the imagination
Don't take your shower in perfume - it doesn't cover the normal BO
When you park your car, try to pull in straight rather than crooked and take 2 spaces for yourself
wash your hand when you come out of the bathroom
please don't bring in with you the newspaper to the public restroom and have a reading-pooping session. I thought guys did that
when you are done look around you and see if there isn't any "belongings" left on the toilet seat
please, flush your business when you are done - i'd like to have lunch
Can you please refrain from talking on the cell phone when you are in the restroom?
Fingers do not belong in nostrils
please... go ahead... add to the list!!!!