somethingshiny
Ideal_Rock
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The night before a man is getting married, his father offers him some advice.
"Son, the night that I married your mother, I took off my pants and told her to try them on. She said 'They're too big.' I said, 'That's right. Just remember, I wear the pants in this family.' "
The night of the son's wedding, he took off his pants and told his new wife to try them on. She said, "They're too big." He said, "That's right. Just remember, I wear the pants in this family."
His wife took off her panties and told her husband to try them on. He said, "I can't get into your panties." She said, "That's right and you won't as long as you keep up this smarta$$ attitude!"
"Son, the night that I married your mother, I took off my pants and told her to try them on. She said 'They're too big.' I said, 'That's right. Just remember, I wear the pants in this family.' "
The night of the son's wedding, he took off his pants and told his new wife to try them on. She said, "They're too big." He said, "That's right. Just remember, I wear the pants in this family."
His wife took off her panties and told her husband to try them on. He said, "I can't get into your panties." She said, "That's right and you won't as long as you keep up this smarta$$ attitude!"
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