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[strmrdr]

Mary had a little lamb,
You''ve heard this tale before
But did you know she passed her plate
and had a little more!

 

[strmrdr]

Love VS Marriage*

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.

Marriage is a fast food take-out.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.

Marriage is deciding on a sofa
Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away
from children.

Love is going to bed early.

Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.

Marriage is a tarmac drive.

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.

Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Love is a flickering flame.
Marriage is a flickering television.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.

Marriage is "Don''t you think you''ve had enough!".

In short love is Blind...

AND

Marriage is an eye opener!!!!!

 

[strmrdr]

-On the grounds of a private school:
NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.
-In a cementery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.
-Dry cleaner''s Bangkok:
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULT.
-Hotel elevator, Paris:
PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK.
-A laundry room in Rome:
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.

 

[strmrdr]

Q: How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? A: Read the label.

 

[Cehrabehra]

yum!! I ate some very lovely rare lamb chops just last night after they''d bathed in balsamic, garlic, rosemary off my bush and some olive oil..... yummmmmmmmmy!!!

 

[Skippy123]

cute

 

[wifey2b]

Ok, I have to reply to this one...gals you are so gonna love this....

"Love is 1 drink and 2 straws."

The first time strm and I got to go out by ourselves, we went to a restaurant. We are sitting at the table side-by-side...not across from each other...which is where I headed when strm pulled his ever so adoreable poochie lip and said..."Aren''t you gonna sit here by me?"

Anywho...

We are deciding what to order for dinner, and Strm teases me and says shall we order a large pepsi and 2 straws? And of course I get all

and

and giggly. Well...the waitress must have heard him, because, when she brought our pepsis to the table, she brought 2 with 2 straws in only one of them...giggle
And yes, that is how we drank our pepsis on that first date...one at a time with 2 straws

Ok gals...now you can all go aaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww - giggle

That one is for Skippy and Kaleigh and isaku...they are always asking for stories - giggle :}

 

[wifey2b]

Date: 5/25/2007 10:38:04 PM
Author:strmrdr

Mary had a little lamb,
You''ve heard this tale before
But did you know she passed her plate
and had a little more!

Mary had a little lamp
She trained it well, no doubt...
For every time her boyfriend came
The little lamp went out

 

[Madam Bijoux]

Here is a saga about a walrus and his bucket:

http://hamsterinthewheel.com/fatalfury/walrus-bucket.html