Obama on chocolate chip cookies

[MaggieB]

I hear he''s pro . . .

 

[Lauren8211]

But what about his previous associations with fundamentalist cookie hating groups?

 

[trillionaire]

He just lost my vote. Chocolate chip cookies are coded endorsements for miscegenation, and I don't feel comfortable with our country moving in that direction.

Disgusting...

I've also heard he likes to dip them. IN MILK! MILK PEOPLE! Think about it.


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[MaggieB]

Date: 11/3/2008 2:22:44 PM
Author: elledizzy5
But what about his previous associations with fundamentalist cookie hating groups?

There''s also some pretty vicious rumors that he''s intolerant of gluten. I wonder what Joe the Baker would say?

 

[Erin]

If he were a true American, he would wear a flag pin and favor Apple Pie! (ducks from all the lemon and key lime throwing)

 

[SarahLovesJS]

Omg omg there''s something he agrees with me on!!! And..I just..ate one..

*collapses*

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 11/3/2008 2:23:47 PM
Author: MaggieB

Date: 11/3/2008 2:22:44 PM

Author: elledizzy5

But what about his previous associations with fundamentalist cookie hating groups?

There''s also some pretty vicious rumors that he''s intolerant of gluten. I wonder what Joe the Baker would say?

He''s upset. Apparently he wants to spread the gluten intolerance around.

 

[panda08]

He needs to immediately introduce legislation to ban all other cookies. Oatmeal, snickerdoodles, peanut butter... they are ALL destroying the moral fabric of this country and must be outlawed!

 

[strmrdr]

let them eat cookies!!

While the world crumbles around them and they struggle to survive on the little money they have left after taxes.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 11/3/2008 2:30:32 PM
Author: panda08
He needs to immediately introduce legislation to ban all other cookies. Oatmeal, snickerdoodles, peanut butter... they are ALL destroying the moral fabric of this country and must be outlawed!

But then we have no choice but to receive back alley oatmeal cookies!

 

[FrekeChild]

Liz the Baker says, "May I be your personal Chocolate Chip Cookie Baker should you happen to win tomorrow Mr. Obama? I can make them WITHOUT gluten."

Personally, I''m in favor of Obama''s doings with Chocolate Chip Cookies.

However, I''ve heard that Michelle and Obama are divided on the subject and that she prefers Sugar Cookies!

 

[MaggieB]

Date: 11/3/2008 2:34:41 PM
Author: strmrdr
let them eat cookies!!

While the world crumbles around them and they struggle to survive on the little money they have left after taxes.

Luckily cookies are pretty inexpensive. You could probably make trillions of them for the cost of the bank bailout.

 

[FrekeChild]

Date: 11/3/2008 2:38:31 PM
Author: MaggieB
Luckily cookies are pretty inexpensive. You could probably make trillions of them for the cost of the bank bailout.

I can''t even count how many cookies you could make with the cost of the bank bail-out!

Psst...There is a rumor going around that Obama''s daughters prefer OREOS! Dunked in MILK!

 

[SarahLovesJS]

Date: 11/3/2008 2:34:41 PM
Author: strmrdr
let them eat cookies!!


While the world crumbles around them and they struggle to survive on the little money they have left after taxes.

Looks like we''ll have to switch to the 100 calorie packs with the cookie chips..

 

[trillionaire]

chocolate chip cookies... I mean, really. I knew his health care platform was a joke. And the cookies are probably not even organic. So much for supporting American workers. They probably ship the Cocoa in from South America with the CAFTA agreement.

What a hypocrite.

 

[mimzy]

sure he might be "pro" chocolate chip cookies, but what do we know of his experience with other types of cookies? Koulourakia, raivas, lebkuchen, mamoul....has he even TASTED these cookies? i don''t know if he has the international pastry experience to be making cookie related decisions for this country.

 

[trillionaire]

Date: 11/3/2008 3:17:32 PM
Author: mimzy
sure he might be ''pro'' chocolate chip cookies, but what do we know of his experience with other types of cookies? Koulourakia, raivas, lebkuchen, mamoul....has he even TASTED these cookies? i don''t know if he has the international pastry experience to be making cookie related decisions for this country.

This is SO TRUE! I hear that Palin made loads of cookies for PTA meetings, as the head of the PTA. She already has executive experience. And she can see the Keebler factory from her house in Alaska. All of the Keebler Elves work in Alaska.

 

[purrfectpear]

Are those white chocolate, milk chocolate. or dark chocolate chips?

I hope he''s an equal opportunity chip supporter

 

[Erin]

Date: 11/3/2008 3:21:01 PM
Author: trillionaire

Date: 11/3/2008 3:17:32 PM
Author: mimzy
sure he might be ''pro'' chocolate chip cookies, but what do we know of his experience with other types of cookies? Koulourakia, raivas, lebkuchen, mamoul....has he even TASTED these cookies? i don''t know if he has the international pastry experience to be making cookie related decisions for this country.

This is SO TRUE! I hear that Palin made loads of cookies for PTA meetings, as the head of the PTA. She already has executive experience. And she can see the Keebler factory from her house in Alaska. All of the Keebler Elves work in Alaska.

I heard she and the Head-Baker and Spokeself "Ernie" are on a first name basis.

 

[SarahLovesJS]

I also heard that if your cookie is too big he insists you take a percentage of it and give it to someone who did not "earn" a cookie!

 

[ksinger]

Well I don''t know about you guys, but I''m not real happy about the thought of my cookies being redistributed. I sweated in hot kitchens BAKING those cookies and the thought of the government taking them from ME and giving them to lazy, ravenous people who''ve never baked a day in their lives is...well...it''s just not right.

 

[FrekeChild]

:::::::BAKING NEWS::::::::

Senator Joe Biden has come out saying that while he respects Barack Obama's position on chocolate chip cookies, he believes that chocolate CHUNK cookies are where it's at. He however admonished Senator Obama for dunking his cookies in milk. He also stated that he hopes there will be a compromise that includes both cookies, should the Democratic ticket be voted into the White House on Tuesday.

 

[goobear78]

I heard Obama wants to take some of the chocolate pieces from my cookie and spread them around to other cookies. Oh the horror.

 

[AprilBaby]

What if I have OATMEAL chocolate chip cookies...or PNB Chocolate chips cookies? Can I keep the ones I have or do I have to go with the originals? Do I get a tax credit for keeping the originals? Can I eat any cookie I want?

 

[iheartscience]

I for one am SICK of Obama talking out of both sides of his mouth. Which is it? Does he like them or does he not like them? Does he dip them in milk or not?

And I heard he only eats Nestle Tollhouse chocolate chips, but he took campaign contributions from Chips Ahoy, so he''s going to push through legislation that effectively puts Nestle Tollhouse out of business but bails out Chips Ahoy. Shady and slimy.

 

[MoonWater]

You guys are cracking me the fluff up! And as a result of this thread I ran around my office hunting down chocolate chip cookies. I had two and boy were they yummie.

 

[Haven]

BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!
This is, hands down, the best thread in this entire forum. No crumbs about it.

 

[iheartscience]

Date: 11/3/2008 8:11:32 PM
Author: Haven
BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!

This is, hands down, the best thread in this entire forum. No crumbs about it.

Ditto! Props to MaggieB! This thread is amazing!

But I am seriously DYING for a chocolate chip cookie now! Unfortunately, the only chocolate chip cookies I like are my mom''s and my older sister''s, because no one makes them better!

 

[MaggieB]

Date: 11/3/2008 8:30:42 PM
Author: thing2of2

Date: 11/3/2008 8:11:32 PM
Author: Haven
BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!

This is, hands down, the best thread in this entire forum. No crumbs about it.

Ditto! Props to MaggieB! This thread is amazing!

But I am seriously DYING for a chocolate chip cookie now! Unfortunately, the only chocolate chip cookies I like are my mom''s and my older sister''s, because no one makes them better!

Awwww, thanks guys!

If we win tomorrow, let''s all celebrate by downing a warm chocolate chip cookie. Dunked in politically correct, hormone-free, free-range American cow milk!

 

[zhuzhu]

Date: 11/3/2008 9:55:05 PM
Author: MaggieB

Date: 11/3/2008 8:30:42 PM

Author: thing2of2

Date: 11/3/2008 8:11:32 PM

Author: Haven

BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!


This is, hands down, the best thread in this entire forum. No crumbs about it.

Ditto! Props to MaggieB! This thread is amazing!


But I am seriously DYING for a chocolate chip cookie now! Unfortunately, the only chocolate chip cookies I like are my mom''s and my older sister''s, because no one makes them better!

Awwww, thanks guys!

If we win tomorrow, let''s all celebrate by downing a warm chocolate chip cookie. Dunked in politically correct, hormone-free, free-range American cow milk!

I am in!!