Need help with an aunt problem

[kenny]

We have aunts.
They crawl all around our kitchen and eat anything we leave out.

We tried locking the doors but uncles help them pick the locks.
What should we do?

 

[MakingTheGrade]

Depends on the type of aunt. Is it an odorous house aunt? Yellow crazy aunt?

How about using some Aunt bait?

 

[kenny]

They bite so they must be fire aunts.

 

[gemgirl]

kenny, feed them and they''ll usually go away. It seems the older they get, the sooner they want to go home after eating- which is a good thing

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[Haven]

I find the blue-haired variety of aunts to be the most ornery.
We usually calm them down with a stiff cocktail or two.

 

[Maria D]

Move to New England. You will stop mispronouncing aunts and they will magically disappear!

 

[packrat]

Date: 3/5/2010 6:58:04 PM
Author: Maria D
Move to New England. You will stop mispronouncing aunts and they will magically disappear!

bwhahaha that made me laugh out loud!

 

[AprilBaby]

Wipe them down with alcohol. Then the uncles can''t follow the scent trail.

 

[CasaBlanca]

Ha ha... April Baby...ha ha....that was funny!

 

[yssie]

LOL!

 

[Catmom]

I''ve found that sprinkling some bourbon around the house will usually take care of the problem.

 

[Cind11]

Hahaha this is pretty funny!!!

 

[purrfectpear]

Get some of the neighborhood kids to follow them around in the sun with magnifying glasses

 

[susimoo]

Gin, darling.

It is the only thing they will compromise for!

Try something classy. Bombay Sapphire never fails me.

Good Luck.

They are a bother. he he

 

[dragonfly411]

I''m so glad to have a beautiful, and generous aunt who is easy to get along with. She doesn''t make a pest of herself, and eats only her fair share.

 

[Sabine]

Kenny you better not be making fun of me

 

[VRBeauty]

Poking around in other peoples'' kitchens is in the nature of aunts. There''s no point getting upset or trying to change it -- it''s best to just gin and bear it.